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grumpy
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:25 PM    Post subject: error? Reply with quote

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i was on the forum and clicked on a thread and got a server error, there was a link there and when i clicked it this is what i got.

The requested document is totally fake.
No /asdfghjkl here.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.

I feel really bad to tell you this.
But there's no such file here.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!_

How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries._

What kind of a life is that?
Two weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all th_

Figures, huh?
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
Please go back home...
http://www.spudfiles.com/_

anyone else ever get this?
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jrrdw
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:30 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, it happens from time to time. It's a funny read!
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elitesniper
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:31 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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why does that even happen? Surprised
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LikimysCrotchus5
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:32 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Its a joke, simply to say.

I got it before but i didnt bother reading it.
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PCGUY
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:35 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You upset SpudFiles! Sad

Hah but really, you know how on other web pages you can get a message that says "Can not find web page"? Well that is my version of that...

I think the server was having some issues earlier, it seems to be OK now.
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elitesniper
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 12:39 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh I see haha at least its funner then seeing ''can not find web page''
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bluerussetboy
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 13:52 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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at least you get a "friendly" error. i usually get
Code:
Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: User spudfile_pcguy has already more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /home/spudfile/public_html/forums/db/mysql4.php on line 53
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

but that just means
Quote:
One means of limiting use of MySQL server resources is to set the max_user_connections system variable to a non-zero value. However, this method is strictly global, and does not allow for management of individual accounts. In addition, it limits only the number of simultaneous connections made using a single account, and not what a client can do once connected.


this only seems to happen on a sunday, middle of the morning.

does this mean more people are surfing spudfiles than going to church?
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sandman
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 13:58 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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it happened this morning, and its monday Wink
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grumpy
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 15:25 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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well i know my brother inlaw has issues like this when he does'nt take his medication so i wasn't to sure. can't tell about computers anymore.
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noob of noobs
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 21:11 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I got the "too many users" message from 8:00AM to about 4:00PM today (central time I think)
The depressed server I had gotten multiple times when I tried to look at a thread (forget who started it) complaining about noob hazing. I think the author might have done that deliberately since somone else also experienced this odd link.
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Maniac
PostPosted: 12/31/2007 21:21 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ive just thought of some thing will blue russets post have anything to do with us not beating the 399 record. since it says only 53 people online would like to know PC guy.
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