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| MrCrowley |
 Posted: 01/08/2008 0:18 AM Post subject: |
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Well he did say:
| Quote: | | jk, i found the same website when looking for plans for a pump too! |
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| FordGtMan |
| Posted: 01/08/2008 0:20 AM Post subject: |
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Well funny i am in the 9th grade..  Man now i know sarcasm doesn't go well over the internet. I always have that problem with sounding convincing too 
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| mega_swordman |
| Posted: 01/08/2008 0:23 AM Post subject: |
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| MrCrowley wrote: | Well he did say:
| Quote: | | jk, i found the same website when looking for plans for a pump too! | |
Yea, I missed the "jk" and so I was a bit confused on what he meant by that. I'm a bit brain-fried right now (goes great with avacado).
Maybe we should make a sarcasm disclaimer for internet forums.
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| FordGtMan |
| Posted: 01/08/2008 0:28 AM Post subject: |
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O well, my parents are used to explaining what these things are. A pop up came and i was wondering what the hell are these new toys that people have created today!!!(9 years old BTW) My mom came in and freaked... Oh i remember like it was yesterday... 
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| mega_swordman |
| Posted: 01/08/2008 0:32 AM Post subject: |
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| FordGtMan wrote: | | O well, my parents are used to explaining what these things are. A pop up came and i was wondering what the hell are these new toys that people have created today!!!(9 years old BTW) My mom came in and freaked... Oh i remember like it was yesterday... |
Ah yes, I too have had that happen to me. The problem is that surfing the internet can easily get you a virus that make porn popups on your desktop. (curse you malware!)
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| frankrede |
| Posted: 01/10/2008 23:34 PM Post subject: |
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| jackssmirkingrevenge wrote: | lol.
Ok, now I have to tell you the story.
I noticed she had one of those big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR, et voila 
Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems | Oh my JSR.
Its kinda funny, the other day my girlfriend gave me this
http://www.greatbigstuff.com/pen.html
and if girls have anything in common, to tell the truth, I would be scared for her life hah
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| jackssmirkingrevenge |
| Posted: 01/10/2008 23:50 PM Post subject: |
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| frankrede wrote: | the other day my girlfriend gave me this
http://www.greatbigstuff.com/pen.html
and if girls have anything in common, to tell the truth, I would be scared for her life hah |
oh dear god, that's almost as bad as the fist! 
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| MrCrowley |
| Posted: 01/10/2008 23:52 PM Post subject: |
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Wonder why she bought it.... 
Edit: Holy crap that pen is HUGE! Just realised
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| jackssmirkingrevenge |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:14 AM Post subject: |
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| lolol Crowley, touché
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| MrCrowley |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:19 AM Post subject: |
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We all know that pens come in many shapes and sizes. But this is insane! Here is a fully functional ball point pen that is 1½ feet longand 2½ inches wide. That's as big almost as big as your arm!
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| jackssmirkingrevenge |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:21 AM Post subject: |
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| By the way, viabrates? Are the batteries small and blue
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| MrCrowley |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:28 AM Post subject: |
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Hahaha the pen is usually half the size, those blue batteries do wonders 
Twas a typo btw.
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| LikimysCrotchus5 |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:32 AM Post subject: |
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Where is Joan when you need her
Luckily she isnt thought because she would be mad  ....i think.
Yea well in our world today, many things serve more than one option than built for, as mentioned, but i still find this absurd.
Hey but they are still in business so you know what that means
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| jackssmirkingrevenge |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:37 AM Post subject: |
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| LikimysCrotchus5 wrote: | | Where is Joan when you need her |
That's a good point, without a femminine voice of reason things have degenerated somewhat in the alternative discussion department ah well, boys will be boys
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| LikimysCrotchus5 |
| Posted: 01/11/2008 0:47 AM Post subject: |
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| I knew someone was going to say that and i was going to but i couldnt find the exact right context, until now i see that i set it up for you.
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