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Mitchza89

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:43 AM Post subject: Wrong sorta pump....

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Gee was this a shock.....I went and typed "Homemade pressure pump" into google. What came up was a bloody homemade penis pump... Who the hell makes a penis pump?! The very bored spudder Very Happy

jackssmirkingrevenge

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:47 AM Post subject:

space monkey
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you bastard, that was too funny not to look up!!!

lolol oh dear!

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Mitchza89

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:51 AM Post subject:

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Hahahahaha oh dear god what have I done. Pretty soon I can expect to see a new section on SF, The Penis Pump Showcase Very Happy

Hotwired

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:54 AM Post subject:

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ROFL

You can just hear the clatter of mice clicking already.

But remember!

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Over-enthusiastic penis pumping can burst blood vessels and cause blisters

hubb017

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:54 AM Post subject:

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Thank you, Mitchza. I was having sort of a bad day....until I read this.

Mitchza89

Posted: 01/07/2008 6:57 AM Post subject:

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I'd be worried if someone showed off their pump...............that was 3in of 3/4in copper.... Confused

Hahaha

edit: No worries Hubb017. I just found a link for a pressurised super beer bong! Can air pressure have a better use apart from guns, genitals and alcohol. Very Happy

bluerussetboy

Posted: 01/07/2008 10:21 AM Post subject:

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please don't use a vacuum cleaner

Killjoy

Posted: 01/07/2008 13:02 PM Post subject:

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^^yeah I've heard bad stories about that.

MaxuS

Posted: 01/07/2008 13:08 PM Post subject:

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Vacuum Cleaner Penis Pump AKA 'The Blender 2000', now selling at a store near you!

dewey-1

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:00 PM Post subject:

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_Fnord

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:03 PM Post subject:

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Maybe this should have been posted under "JSR's alternate uses".

Oh JSR, you take so many for the team Laughing

jackssmirkingrevenge

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:07 PM Post subject:

space monkey
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_Fnord wrote:

Oh JSR, you take so many for the team Laughing

True, I'm so sore I don't even friggin need a penis pump!

Rolling Eyes

dewey-1

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:21 PM Post subject:

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jackssmirkingrevenge

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:24 PM Post subject:

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I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*

Necrosis

Posted: 01/07/2008 14:50 PM Post subject:

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jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:

I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*

Urethral stretching by means of a balloon? Rolling Eyes

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