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How to deal with frustration

Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:09 am

As a method of expressing frustration or rage at n00b comments, terrible puns, and general fealing of "oh dear", introducing the *facepalmheaddeskcombo* - when a *facepalm* or *headdesk* simply won't do

It's very easy (and intuitive after reading certain posts here :roll: ) to achieve:

Place your hand on the keyboard, palm upwards, and simultaneously move it upwards while arcing your head towards it. Face and palm should impact approximately midway, and due to the higher momentum of the former the combination should now slam into the keyboard with considerable vigour, resulting in yuhuitujm6n978m n 9uio897 appearing in your text box.

Repeat as necessary ;)
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Unread postAuthor: Velocity » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:11 am

u,m m nyndtury
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Unread postAuthor: Carlman » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:17 am

n nbg nbh6y nmuj m8nuj nm nbj

wow thats some good frustration relief, thankyou JSR!!



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Unread postAuthor: FordGtMan » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:17 am

You making fun of me JSR? :D
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Re: How to deal with frustration

Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:24 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:resulting in yuhuitujm6n978m n 9uio897 appearing in your text box.


What did I do wrong, I got kiuyuji89ns 2swd3? :?




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Unread postAuthor: BigGrib » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:25 am

nbgb vyh6nuhnjy ij8

That is fun, how bout running the keyboard back anf forth across your forehead like this

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Re: How to deal with frustration

Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:26 am

MrCrowley wrote:What did I do wrong, I got
kiuyuji89ns 2swd3
? :?


You're clearly not frustrated enough - try watching softcore pornography :D
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Unread postAuthor: Carlman » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:28 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:You're clearly not frustrated enough - try watching softcore pornography :D


you are going to be the death of me if you keep making me piss myself laughing like this jack :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:29 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
MrCrowley wrote:What did I do wrong, I got kiuyuji89ns 2swd3? :?


You're clearly not frustrated enough - try watching softcore pornography :D


I'm watching the movie 8mm at the moment, I think that will do.
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Unread postAuthor: Novacastrian » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:35 am

uy7jhjyyyuyuyu
That's all i could manage, and that was with several impacts, hmmm i must have a very ordinary keyboard- or head. :D :P
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:07 am

MrCrowley wrote:I'm watching the movie 8mm at the moment, I think that will do.


Do? That movie will generate the dreaded *faceskullheaddeskfloorcombo* :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: LikimysCrotchus5 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:19 am

well its 1 AM here and im somewhat tired and i see what i can do with this method. this could actually be a new spudfiles smiley :facepalmheaddeskcombo:

Might be harder on a laptop though.

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man its way to hard on a lapotop, but ill try again.

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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:53 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
MrCrowley wrote:I'm watching the movie 8mm at the moment, I think that will do.


Do? That movie will generate the dreaded *faceskullheaddeskfloorcombo* :shock:


'tis not as bad as watching Das Boat in English just after watching the original 293 minute version in German (with English subs).

I don't see how people can stand the English dubbed version.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:05 am

MrCrowley wrote:I don't see how people can stand the English dubbed version.


Terrible - there's also the geek dubbed version:

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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:10 am

HAHAH!

Where do you find this stuff? :D

That is legendary :lol:
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