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Unread postAuthor: DYI » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:33 pm

Wow Rag, if you actually did that it would be the funniest thing ever...

DO IT! :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:23 pm

DYI wrote:Wow Rag, if you actually did that it would be the funniest thing ever...

Well, I'll need a quantum processor, and I may knock out the entire internet at once, but I'll give it a go.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:56 pm

Superglue I'd believe, but Araldite, not going to happen unless you keep it in place for a long enough time for it to set properly, which is unlikely.

Speaking of homemade devices of questionable usage, to be completely honest, I did once make an...er... "female massager" (complete with 2xAA batteries and 1.5 volt motor with eccentric cam) - amusingly in the shape of a large pencil, long story - for my then girlfriend as an xmas present :D apparently it worked very well hehe
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:03 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Speaking of homemade devices of questionable usage, to be completely honest, I did once make an...er... "female massager" (complete with 2xAA batteries and 1.5 volt motor with eccentric cam) - amusingly in the shape of a large pencil, long story - for my then girlfriend as an xmas present :D apparently it worked very well hehe


Ladies and gentlemen, once again, the one and only, JSR. :)
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:13 am

lol.

Ok, now I have to tell you the story.

I noticed she had one of those big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR, et voila :D

Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems :)
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Unread postAuthor: cwazy1 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:30 am

rofl,

i think this is a pg rated forum.. hahahahaha
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:33 am

Well at least it wasn't made from epoxy, or was it? :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:35 am

I was once asked to make a cast of my member, but dude, I can't afford that much epoxy!

*takes cover from the audience*
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:39 am

Haha, and the respect just keeps growing :D

Well you could always go mythbuster style and make a mold, then fill it with balistics gel :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:43 am

LOLOLOL

Would give a whole new meaning to "penetration testing" :D

oh dear, this thread is sprialling down in ever tighter circles :roll:
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Unread postAuthor: FordGtMan » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:45 am

?.... Could someone please explain what this is? Before i ask my parents i would like to know if this is something bad....?



jk, i found the same website when looking for plans for a pump too!
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:50 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:LOLOLOL

Would give a whole new meaning to "penetration testing" :D

oh dear, this thread is sprialling down in ever tighter circles :roll:


Well technically, and ever so surprisingly, I think we're still on topic :D
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Unread postAuthor: mega_swordman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:08 am

FordGtMan wrote:?.... Could someone please explain what this is? Before i ask my parents i would like to know if this is something bad....?


Take my advice. Don't ask you parents about this. Also, you probably don't want to know what we are talking about. It is for the sake of your own pure(?) mind that you don't figure it out. Or at least from us.
To summarize, yes it is bad. So don't tell...anybody. We were never here.

On a different note, I find your response very amusing. It's so frank, that even I have been known to use a similar response.

MrCrowley wrote:Well technically, and ever so surprisingly, I think we're still on topic :D


No, it couldn't be. The only connect to penis pumps and female pleasure devices is it has to do with...things learned in 9th grade health class. *eyes narrow* Sex ed things.
Regardless, it doesn't have to do with pumps.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:11 am

mega_swordman wrote:
FordGtMan wrote:?.... Could someone please explain what this is? Before i ask my parents i would like to know if this is something bad....?


Take my advice. Don't ask you parents about this. Also, you probably don't want to know what we are talking about. It is for the sake of your own pure(?) mind that you don't figure it out. Or at least from us.
To summarize, yes it is bad. So don't tell...anybody. We were never here.

On a different note, I find your response very amusing. It's so frank, that even I have been known to use a similar response.


Are you being sarcastic? FordGTMan was joking. :?
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Unread postAuthor: mega_swordman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:15 am

MrCrowley wrote:Are you being sarcastic? FordGTMan was joking. :?


:shock: No way. He sounded too convincing. :? Ah well. anyone who doesn't know what we are talking about, you will learn in 9th grade. Maybe.
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