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Unread postAuthor: Necrosis » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:21 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:lol.

Ok, now I have to tell you the story.

I noticed she had one of those big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR, et voila :D

Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems :)


Wouldn't a pointy thing like that hurt? :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: Hotwired » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:57 pm

Not as long as the plastic cap is over the tip...


...and doesn't come off
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:07 pm

I never went into the mechanics of how the original device was used, my improved version came with a rounded tip.
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Unread postAuthor: Brian the brain » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:09 pm

Getting back on the original subject...
After hearing about all those negative side effects...


A penis pump would be awsome as ammo...
just aim it at the right place and...

jjjjJJJJOUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :shock:



burst vains and everything.
Now to come up with a self-activating-after-hitting-the-target-prototype :D
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Oh my friggin god stop being so awesome, that thing is pure kick ass. Most innovative and creative pneumatic that the files have ever come by!

Can't ask for a better compliment!!
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Unread postAuthor: Hotwired » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:19 pm

For a moment there I thought the thread was about to raise it's head above crotch level... :confused1:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:32 pm

I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
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Unread postAuthor: Brian the brain » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:38 pm

Jack wrote:
I apologise for my role


So it was YOU who invented the home made penis-pump!!??!!

MUHAHAHA

okay ,we had a laugh, now drop it......
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Oh my friggin god stop being so awesome, that thing is pure kick ass. Most innovative and creative pneumatic that the files have ever come by!

Can't ask for a better compliment!!
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:16 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.


I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it... :roll:
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:33 pm

MrCrowley wrote:I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it... :roll:

Yes, it just seems to sneak up on unsuspecting threads. You know, despite being very brightly coloured and large with poor choice of footwear, these perverted elephants are very stealthy.
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Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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Unread postAuthor: Hotwired » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:37 pm

They just sneak up on you from behind... :sex:
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Unread postAuthor: Mitchza89 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:28 am

Holy hell :| I only just realised that this topic had been going for months and months....You people are sick! :D

....And I myself just realised that this topic was dead for a few months untill I just brought it up.....

Sorry :D.
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