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Unread postAuthor: Tsukiten » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:49 am

Only 17...cuz I'm f***ing 15 years old and only 1.5m tall...which is REALLY short... :evil: (= about 5 foot?)

Edit: Lol imagine they could all be the size of me xD :lol:
I think that is easier so they don't clamp on your arms or legs or something, and so you don't punch 'over them' :D
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Unread postAuthor: Spitfire » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:37 am

28. Not bad. Where can i find 28 5year olds to put this therory to the test?
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:19 am

Spitfire wrote:28. Not bad. Where can i find 28 5year olds to put this therory to the test?


Daycare center :twisted:
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Unread postAuthor: schmanman » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:57 am

potatoflinger wrote:
Spitfire wrote:28. Not bad. Where can i find 28 5year olds to put this therory to the test?


Daycare center :twisted:



I dont wanna read about you guys in a newspaper, ok? :wink: :shock:

that video was messed up!
so skinny!
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Unread postAuthor: bigbob12345 » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:08 am

31
thats what I got Oh yeah Im gonna get those little 5thes
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Unread postAuthor: mark.f » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:12 am

28! Woo!!!

I would probably get more in real life. If a bunch of five year olds starting trying to swarm me, I'd probably rip one of their stomachs open and throwing intestines at the others. That'll show em...

EDIT: and don't hold back, guys. It's you or them. Just like in the 'Nam... :P
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Unread postAuthor: frogy » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:20 am

Lol I scored 26... MrCrowley beat me by 1... I didn't fight dirty
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:34 am

When it says no weapons, does that include my natural "built-in" battle claws?

Because I'm sure if I use those I could get more than the 36 that I get when I do it sensibly - or in reality, I could break out the many other "weapons" I always have on me. Multitools, belt, steel toed boots...
I've got great balance, used to do martial arts, have been in more fights than I can count, am reasonably well built, very tall, and I'll fight dirty when it's called for - because no doubt 5 year olds will bite and scrape me. I could have such fun smashing heads together.

Now, if they ever have a virtual reality machine where you could program it for whatever you wanted to do...
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Unread postAuthor: goathunter » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:02 pm

Multitools, belt, steel toed boots...


I wonder if that would count?I know my flashlight, lighter, box cutter, and Swiss army knife are just about growths off of my pants.I take them anywhere.


So how would Macgyver come out in a 5 yr. old fight????
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Unread postAuthor: pizlo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:49 pm

OK In completely forgot about these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4A-uBU0BEw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjtBrHt_vw&feature=related The second one is even better.
Am I a bad person for finding this HILARIOUS?
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:00 pm

pizlo wrote:Am I a bad person for finding this HILARIOUS?

Probably. I wonder how they choreographed that to avoid any accidental injury. Obviously a lot of it is clever angles and sound effects...
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Unread postAuthor: schmanman » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:01 pm

Ragnarok wrote:When it says no weapons, does that include my natural "built-in" battle claws?

Because I'm sure if I use those I could get more than the 36 that I get when I do it sensibly - or in reality, I could break out the many other "weapons" I always have on me. Multitools, belt, steel toed boots...
I've got great balance, and I'll fight dirty when it's calused to do martial arts, have been in more fights than I can count, am reasonably well built, very tall ,led for - because no doubt 5 year olds will bite and scrape me. I could have such fun smashing heads together.

Now, if they ever have a virtual reality machine where you could program it for whatever you wanted to do...



how tall might that be?

I dont know too many people who wear steel toed boots everywhere. :wink:


I would feel bad injuring a five year old.

unless they were rabid, looking for a kill, and going to die anyway.
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:28 pm

schmanman wrote:How tall might that be?
I dont know too many people who wear steel toed boots everywhere.

About 6' 2" - I only rarely find people who are noticeably taller than me. I think that reasonably qualifies for very tall - 4 to 5 inches above the UK male average. (10" taller than the average female... :D)

I like my steel toed boots. I actually have as many pairs as I have trainers/sneakers/whateveryouwanttocallthem.
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Unread postAuthor: mega_swordman » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:19 pm

Ragnarok wrote: Probably. I wonder how they choreographed that to avoid any accidental injury. Obviously a lot of it is clever angles and sound effects...


Probably. I am assuming that they use something along the lines of this.
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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:41 pm

38 five yr olds,I don't fight fair at all.

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What counts as really tall?I'm 6'2".
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