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Unread postAuthor: psycix » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:51 am

Nice site john. That are some funny things you posted. :D

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Lol piece of text! :lol:

Luckily both the girlfriend 4.0 and the parents 2.5 programs are compatible with spudgun 5.8 on my console.
Though mom 2.5 tends to block compressor 1.5 as mom 2.5 has influence on the audio drivers. According to mom 2.5 this is to prohibit a W32.neighbor virus attack.
I think I should apply more CPU clocks to the spudgun 5.8 program.
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Unread postAuthor: john bunsenburner » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:10 pm

How this thread has less responses than my other thread about my hammer vlv eposted about 30mins later. And i was convinced this was a spudgunning site, truely ironic! :D
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Unread postAuthor: sputnick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:41 pm

Rag, I know, It was just one of those WTF? moments...

I wasn't bashing homosexuals or anything like that, it was just really random, I am pretty sure he was just going on a rant about his life in Switzerland, and we all were just ignoring him, keeping to our drafting, then all of a sudden he got into a rant about growing up and relationships, and then he started commenting on how lucky and handsome and talented we all were, It was really creepy!
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Unread postAuthor: psycix » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:14 pm

@sputnick
Just all scream and run away.
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Unread postAuthor: sputnick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:15 pm

Psycix, HA no, but we all kind of sat there wide eyed for a few minutes before cautiously looking away...
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Unread postAuthor: john bunsenburner » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:00 am

oooops never mind this, was chattign with him last night, must of taken it wrong...SORRY, i had a bad day so never mind about the comment. As a little laugh while going on about teachers and their students(not all that good but ok):

1. My math teacher told me i had to go get a life, since then i love irony.
2. My teacher drops sodium into water, he says its reactive and forms h2 gas and an alkaline solution(no word about sodium hydroxide...).
Next he grabs some copper and drops it in. He askes what happened to the copper, i say, "Nothing copper is unreactive".
He says, "Rubish! The copper gets wet!"

2. My teacher talked about the periodic table, he said its name, the whole of 7th grade but one person(guess who that is) broke out in cries of joy and ammusement.
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Unread postAuthor: ammosmoke » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:45 am

john bunsenburner wrote:Firstly its wierd how my own thread turns against me, secondly sput you pretty much talking a shitload of crap.


rant about his life in Switzerland

You guys rant about your countris 24/7 and i really didnt even do that i jsut said how girls here where very desperate.

we all were just ignoring him, keeping to our drafting


You said you wanted to come over one day and talk about spuds and have some fun with the chicks here...

then all of a sudden he got into a rant about growing up and relationships

I showed you a convo where a junky is trying to persuade me to have a cigarret, nothing about relationships or growing up for that matter!

and then he started commenting on how lucky and handsome and talented we all were, It was really creepy!

Now this oen is just a plain lie, i said i was a big time nerd, then we talked about that for about 5mins and then i said we all where nerds to a certain extent or another...

WTF sputnick?


Eh john? A little heavy on the booze were we? Or is it just sarcasm? Sputnik was referring to his old teacher.
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:55 am

john bunsenburner wrote:Firstly its wierd how my own thread turns against me, secondly sput you pretty much talking a shitload of crap.

Like Ammosmoke says, sputnick was referring to his old teacher, the one he quoted on page 1 of the thread.

Just because there's a mention of someone from Switzerland does not automatically mean it's you.
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Unread postAuthor: mark.f » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:56 am

Allow me to quote my advanced mathematics teacher:

"Allow me to count backwards from two..."

The best part was that he actually held up his index and middle finger and did it.
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Unread postAuthor: john bunsenburner » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:15 am

My math teacher taught me how to count to 1028 on my fingers... Can any one guess how? (and yes i used only my fingers and yes i reach 1028 using my fingers jsut like you would normally make it to ten, jsut a little more complex)
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:11 pm

john bunsenburner wrote:2. My teacher drops sodium into water, he says its reactive and forms h2 gas and an alkaline solution(no word about sodium hydroxide...).

Sodium hydroxide would be that alkaline solution. Sometimes it's better not to be too specific in the earlier school years.

The point of the alkali metals/water experiment is to show their reactivity, and demonstrate that not all things are equally reactive in a visual manner.
Tell a student that hydrogen gas and an alkali are formed when an alkali metal reacts with water, they'll likely remember it.
Tell them that hydrogen gas and sodium hydroxide is formed if you drop in sodium, and other hydroxides with the other alkali metals... they'll probably forget it, and forget that sodium hydroxide is even an alkali...

Next he grabs some copper and drops it in. He askes what happened to the copper, i say, "Nothing copper is unreactive".
He says, "Rubbish! The copper gets wet!"

Actually, that's only half true. Copper doesn't get wet in the same way as something such as your hands.

In fact, it's not entirely true to say that copper gets wet at all.
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Unread postAuthor: MaxuS the 2nd » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:36 pm

I don't think anything beats my Maths Teacher's quote.

Do the work or I'll sit on your face.
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Unread postAuthor: john bunsenburner » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:42 pm

MT2 i can beat that:

"Do your work or i will show you how much weight human ears can accually hold"
"How that mr. E, haha?"

Next thing i noe i was in my air by my ears, no joke, hurt like mad! I looked like a bad copy of rudolf where someone got mixed up between nose and ears for the day.

@rag: part one of you post says to keep things simple, part to explains why it si not right to say copper gets wet. Irony is sweet!

Oh and yes the experiment works great especially whn my classmates find out that potassium has a big buddy called francium...The effect is i get asked wether or not i can arrange a few kg of it dor them, then i say its radio active and has a half life of 22 minutes, next thign you know i am having a lecture on radio activity and half lifes and my class is drooling on the floor. Ah being a nerd is so much fun.

@sput: Hey you know what i tolded you about, what happened to me in the tram? Nearly again today, she was drunk as hell i didnt feel like it...Arent the swiss desperate?
Oh and you told me how anti drugs and drinking your girlfriend is but how muh she enjoys something else? this fits pretty well i think http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Whatever_would_I_tell_my_Sunday_School_class
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Unread postAuthor: suburban spudgunner » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:01 pm

Chemistry teachers seem to be a bit strange...
Quotes from my chemistry class:
Student: So could I drink Hydrogen Peroxide?
Teacher: Once.

Student: Do I have to do this?
Teacher: All you have to do is die. Everything else is optional.

Teacher (speaking about molecular ball-and-stick models): There is a certain gland in the male brain that tells them to kick those little balls when they fall to the floor...

Teacher: Obfuscation: a trio of visually impaired rodents.

Lots more, but I can't think of them right now.
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