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Unread postAuthor: sgort87 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:16 pm

So I was chattin with Starman and Brian The Brain, and the topic of music came up. I was so appalled by this, in fact somewhat outraged that both our new mods had such strong feelings about Michael Bolton of all things!

Welcome! You have entered [Spud Chat] at 4:32 pm
[sgort87] 4:32 pm: I'mma letchu finish, but... gabeb123 had the best spud gun of the year! Of the YEAR! (That's the message of the day)
[Brian the brain] 4:32 pm: Hey, Gort.
[starman] 4:32 pm: what kind of music you listen to gort?
[sgort87] 4:32 pm: my favorite artist is probably Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, but I'll listen to pretty much anything besides country... or Michael Bolton...
[RabidDuck] 4:32 pm: lol
[Brian the brain] 4:32 pm: Wait, what's wrong with Michael Bolton?
[sgort87] 4:32 pm: uhhh....
[starman] 4:32 pm: dude knows what he's doig
[starman] 4:32 pm: doing*
[starman] 4:33 pm: bolton, neil diamond, and david hasslehoff have probably the best music released in the past 35+ years
[Brian the brain] 4:33 pm: I'm not much for Diamond, but The Hoff is pretty good. He's really nothing compared to how amazing Michael Bolton is though.
[sgort87] 4:33 pm: OOGA CHAKKA! OOGA CHAKKA! OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKKA! I can't stop this feelin! Deep insiiiide of meee!
[RabidDuck] 4:34 pm: Girl, you just don't realize... what'chu do ta me!
[sgort87] 4:34 pm: YESSSSS! AHAHAHAHAHA!
[starman] 4:34 pm: yeah, I got most of his albums. pretty much everything but "bolton swings sinatra" because i never really liked anything sinatra did at all
[sgort87] 4:34 pm: is this conversation still actually happening?!
[Brian the brain] 4:35 pm: Dude, Gort, I am not going to take this from you. If you don't want to discuss this, then just leave. As far as I am concerned, Michael Bolton is the greatest artist of all time. I couldn't care less what you have to say about it.
[RabidDuck] 4:35 pm: my sister is probably a better "artist"
[RabidDuck] 4:35 pm:and she's 4 and uses pingerpaing
[RabidDuck] 4:36 pm: *fingerpaint
[sgort87] 4:36 pm: this is gonna go ALL over the internets now...


Care to explain to the public, guys? :D
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Unread postAuthor: velocity3x » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:09 pm

Michael Bolton doesn't sing.....he screams. He strains so hard I'm surprised he hasn't given himself a brain aneurysm.
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Unread postAuthor: sgort87 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:27 pm

Or a hernia... :P
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:49 pm

My ears are bleeding, as are my eye's!!
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Unread postAuthor: MountainousDew » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:53 pm

There's only one man, I can think of, who can actually compete with Michael Bolton for the #1 spot in my heart... Rick Astley!
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Unread postAuthor: RabidDuck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:54 pm

what the hell? lol i don't remember this
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:57 pm

RabidDuck wrote:what the hell? lol i don't remember this


BAHAAHAAHAAAA...
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Unread postAuthor: RabidDuck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:59 pm

ha and neither of my sisters are 4... hmmmmmmmm
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Unread postAuthor: starman » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:10 pm

Ummmm no one was chatting with "me" regarding Michael Bolton on Spudfiles or any other forum on the internet.

Actually, I'm the one that would like some explanation. Is this some sort of Animal House like moderator initiation thing...??
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:23 pm

starman wrote:Ummmm no one was chatting with "me" regarding Michael Bolton on Spudfiles or any other forum on the internet.

Actually, I'm the one that would like some explanation. Is this some sort of Animal House like moderator initiation thing...??


BAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA........ :P :twisted:
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Unread postAuthor: starman » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:26 pm

That's what I figured.

Thank you sir....may I have another.. :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:52 pm

:shock:

This is though, a good thing.

Brian tends to take the things he likes and cuts them down.

We should all collect enough money to have him get backstage passes for a Bolton concert :)

*brandishes hacksaw*

"A pound of flesh? No sir, your contribution shall be measure in inches"

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Unread postAuthor: Brian the brain » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:33 pm

I must have had a serious fever when I wrote this!
But ofcourse every word is true.

It would have been funnier is I actually knew who this Bolton figure is ( I could't name one song..)

Why did you leave out the best part Sgorty old pal?

[sgort87] 4:36 pm: How can you like Bolton so much brian?You must be joking!!
[Brianthebrain}4:38 pm:I had to think it over..but I like Bolt-ons as much as Sawed-offs basically.Both perform like sh*t but they look so damn cool.
[sgort87] 4:38 pm:Haha..you must be outta your mind dude.Bolt-ons, sawed-offs..how about strap-ons then?
[Brianthebrain] 4:39 pm:You like those don'tcha?
[sgort87] 4:39 pm:Actually I like them better than I like Bolton
[Brianthebrain] 4:40 pm:You do realise you've just admitted to liking strap-ons?!?!?!?!
[sgort87] 4:40 pm: Let's keep this to ourselves shall we?
[starman] 4:41 pm: Dude..you are seriously freaking me out here..
[sgort87] 4:41 pm: Nah..I mean..there's just a lot about me you don't know..let's leave it at that.
[starman] 4:42 pm:Brian, I don't know about you but I'm outta here.C ya!
PS: FRRRRRRRRRRRREAK!!
[Brianthebrain]4:42 pm: C-ya..gone too..Bye now.

come on sgort..you've got to admit that was kind of...sick...
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Unread postAuthor: Sticky_Tape » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:16 pm

................... lolz
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Unread postAuthor: sgort87 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:05 pm

Ahahahahah! Yesssss!
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