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Unread postAuthor: Darkside 6ix » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:25 pm

oooo i got another one hope no one is offended by black jokes here..... but anyways


what do you call 3 portoricans 1 chines 3 black people on a lawn?

A: a sprinkler(spik spik spik ching nigga nigga nigga)

there was this black kid and a white kid. the black kid sais my dadie got a new car and it goes VROOM VROOM
the white kid says my dadie got a new chain saw and it goes RUN NIGGA NIGGA RUN NIGGA NIGGA

why are black people hands white

A: because there hands were against the wall when god spray painted them
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Unread postAuthor: pipeguru777 » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:14 pm

ok i got a joke. bill clinton, george w bush, and abe linkin are on top of the white house, george w throws off a doller bill and says' i made somebody happy' abe linkin throws off a 100 doller bill and says' i made somebody reely happy', so george w thorws off bill clinton and says ' i made EVREY body happy. ha ha ha i kill me :D
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Unread postAuthor: alex bennett » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:10 am

What do you call blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:09 am

hey i got a funny.
Why did hitler actually kill himself?
he saw the gas bill

why does poop taste bad?
duh it poop
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:27 am

rl93 wrote:if being a christian is being a tight ass then i have the tightest ass in the world.


I imagine you being a very constapated person, you must walk around with an expression like this :shock:

Froggy, nice jokes :lol: , jesus saves :lol: :lol:

Sprinkler, :lol: I shat myself (rl93 can't just do that)

DEAR SWEET *** you must read this topic while it is here http://www.spudfiles.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2280&

What do you call a black priest
Holy crap. (sorry but its funny, I am not racist)
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:37 am

oh demon how you make me laugh. eww you shat yourself
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:10 am

Yall, get of this rl93 tangent… His request for jokes not “poking” fun at religion and race is not a problem, although seeing as he is a minority he can simply choose not to view this thread if he so chooses. I myself am not a big fan of racial classes and contention among religions. Although these jokes I don’t believe to be to far out of line. I would simply say that you should try to avoid jokes. I seen a Mexican kick some white kids ass at school for saying Mexican jokes. Although ill post a few “racial” jokes for the hell of it

What you say when you TV starts floating of in the middle of the night?
A-Drop it N-word!

What the KKK and Nike have in common?
A-They both make black people run fast.

How do you blindfold a chink?
A-Dental floss.

Why do black people have white hands?
A-Everyone has some good in them.
A-It rubs off the cop cars.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A-Juan on Juan.

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A-Rolaids

If you choose to post again about rl93 your post will be edited or deleted.
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Unread postAuthor: saladtossser » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:09 pm

pimpmann22 wrote:How do you blindfold a chink?
A-Dental floss.


oh come on, that word is really really offensive, just take the time and spell chinese properly
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:03 pm

my sister is chinese
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:26 pm

How dose that work? are you chinese?
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:06 pm

Yes, ST is chinesse. I mean you cant tell racists joke and not include a derogatory term for that particular race. Although somebody needs to whip out some white jokes to balance the scale.
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:25 pm

my sister is adopted

im sorry if i made any body mad
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Unread postAuthor: saladtossser » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:32 pm

chink is like saying [black person] but even black people uses [black person]...
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:37 pm

i still dont like the word
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:50 pm

Sorry if I took it out of you, feel free to get back at me when you want
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