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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:39 am

I can't do that :( I don't produce any methane.
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:37 pm

im made of methane.
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Unread postAuthor: frogy » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:37 pm

Little boy blue who?


fuckz you, I am following topic
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:48 pm

I don't know of anything more childish then talking about farts... None the less you cant even spell, capitalize, or punctuate. I still cant believe you guys build cannons... Any more off-topic posts will be deleted. Also you who insist on uping your post count via posting bullshit, I will simply work my *magic* and lower your post count. Seriously I ponder back on our discussions sometimes and think "what have the members learned today?". Right now it is as sad as "methane smells when burnt, lol". Is that funny? Or just a waste of text and everyones time? Sorry for the attitude, but grow the f*ck up!
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Unread postAuthor: iamthewalrus » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:47 pm

calm down dude, this is the off topic section with a title called "Jokes", I really dont think we are supposed to learn anything in this thread except maybe a few fun jokes. And ability to spell and puntuate has nothing to do with skills of building. If you really want to delete off topic things delete this post and the one you jsut posted because nither of them are jokes or in anyway funny to even the most immature of us jsut trying to have a good time in the jokes thread.

(sry, bad day)
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:32 pm

im with you walrus

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Unread postAuthor: saladtossser » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:47 pm

Italians plz dont be offended

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witness?
A: They hate all witnesses
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Unread postAuthor: alex bennett » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:20 pm

Micheal Jackson! Ahahahaha
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Unread postAuthor: iamthewalrus » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:40 pm

wtf are u talking about alex?? Pimp, my deffending statment does not apply to post above...


Edit: wow, i feel like a hypocrite, wonder why. dammit.
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Unread postAuthor: douganface » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:53 pm

Michael Jackson was a Jehovah's Witness, but I don't see how that's funny at all. Edit: By the way the only reason I know this is because VH1 has Michael Jackson specials all the time.
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Unread postAuthor: sgort87 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:54 pm

pimpmann22 wrote:I don't know of anything more childish then talking about farts... None the less you cant even spell, capitalize, or punctuate. I still cant believe you guys build cannons... Any more off-topic posts will be deleted. Also you who insist on uping your post count via posting bullshit, I will simply work my *magic* and lower your post count. Seriously I ponder back on our discussions sometimes and think "what have the members learned today?". Right now it is as sad as "methane smells when burnt, lol". Is that funny? Or just a waste of text and everyones time? Sorry for the attitude, but grow the f*ck up!

Ahahaha, that was a funny one Pimp!
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:20 am

Walrus, thanks for your post, and willingness to say something to someone who is more "powerful" then you... Although all you 100 posts-a-day 1 liner people don’t get any ideas.

I suppose going off-topic in a off-topic post isn’t bad, but its when you guys go into these posts when it pisses me off...

"dude! me lkes lits me bum gaz stuf on firez nd smelz like funyz"

"OMFG LMFAO lol datz the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol dat lik wen mez and mez bother lit a blu dart :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: iftz i kep postin lik tis ill hav lik a kalsdilion post cont. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: des smilz r col, DUDE! :wink: :roll: :P :cry: 8) :? :evil: :x :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :( :) 8) :oops: :P :? :cry: :o :( :) :shock: :D "

"And ability to spell and punctuate has nothing to do with skills of building."
Shows your "laziness" and respect.

Ok, the two people after my post couldn’t possibly move there pinky to the shift key, and/ or are to un-coordinated to push two keys.

Sorry for the b*tching, I promise jokes the next post...
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Unread postAuthor: alex bennett » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:26 am

Walrus, it was a knock knock joke, if you look back you will see:
Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson.

Just really sloppy :o
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Unread postAuthor: iamthewalrus » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:34 am

o, ok, i didnt get that at all, but ok. lol. now i get it, a little boy blew mj. ha.
and spelling doesnt always show ur lazyness, some people jsut cant spell. but i agree, u dont need perfect punctuation, but a basic period and/or comma is pretty common knowledge, and as for my lack of capitalization, im a lazy bastard :D

as for my joke:
A guy is in the hospital for an extream case of constipation (total coincidence this is a poop joke). He has been there for around a week now, laxatives arnt working and the docters say he should just sit it out. Every time he has ever needed to take a crap he walks over in false hope. Finally after a week of it he losses hope. He feels like he needs to take a crap, he knows he needs to take a crap, but instead he jsut takes a nap in his bed. About 5 hours later he wakes up and his bed just reeks of the smell of crap, and low and behold, his bed and pants are both full of a weeks build up of crap. So he gets nervous and doesnt know what to do, so he takes his nice white and now brown bed sheet and throws it out his 3rd story window. Upon him doing that a very unlucky doctor got a bed sheet on his head, it covered him. So he started kicking and punching and yelling untill the sheet got off him, jsut then another doctor runs out at all the noise and asks what the hell happend. so the doctor that had the sheet on him says, "i have no freakin clue, but i just beat the crap out of that ghost."
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:49 pm

lol
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