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Unread postAuthor: singularity » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:47 am

i just remebered the 11 worst firefox extentions

Worst Firefox Extensions

11. Spyware Accelerator - Speeds spyware download and installation
10. MarkIt! - Allows the user to "mark" a page, which will add it to a list, which the user can then look through to visit the page again
9. EmailHer - Sends a stalker-like email to any "female-sounding" email addresses encountered
8. JS Crash - Prevents any page with Javascript from running by crashing the browser
7. DialUp Sim - Slows down page loading to simulate what it would be like to surf using a 300 baud modem
6. SoundOfCher - Embeds an annoying Cher midi file on every page you visit. Up to 60 different tunes!
5. RandomTab - Moves tab order around randomly
4. KidProtector - Replaces every single image with a picture of a bunny wearing a top hat
3. HamSearch - All your searches should be about pork. This extension makes sure of it
2. JumbleOutThere - Jumbles up the letters in all the words of each page you view. Have fun figuring out what it used to say!
1. Redirector - Any link you click is redirected to a random MySpace profile.


(sorry for the double post)
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Unread postAuthor: alex bennett » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:13 am

funny, aight heard this one at work, I will attempt not to butcher it...

So there is the small skinny guy at a bar drinking, when a big muscular man chops him and he falls the ground, the big man told the little man that that was a chop from tawian, then the skinny man gets back on his bar stools and begins drinking again, the big man again chopped him, the skinny man fell, and the big man told him that that chop was from korea. So the small man gets up and walks out, the big man sits down and starts to drink. After a few minutes the small man comes in and knocks the big man off the stool, then turned to the barteneder and said, when he gets up tell hiim that was a crow-bar from sears.
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:09 am

why does it always take me to say somthing to get this started again


keep knife out of children lol
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Unread postAuthor: frogy » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:51 am

Lol a Crowbar from Sears.... :lol:

I got that email of all thoose weird warnings....

lol, Food Processor, not from the other use...

Chainsaw, don't stop with hands :D
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Unread postAuthor: saladtossser » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:34 pm

i cant find some of those firefox extensions... :(
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Unread postAuthor: SpudStuff » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:50 pm

3 guys come to a cliff and they need to get to the other side. all the sugen a genie appears. he says "if you gump off the cliff and say something you will turn into it and fly to the other side. the first guy jumps off the cliff and says bird and flys to the other side. the second guy does the same thing and flys t the other side as well. the third guy trips on a rock and says crap. he turns into crap and falls to the bottom od the cliff
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:11 pm

ok thats not really a joke and its mispelled
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Unread postAuthor: M3NT4L » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:53 pm

(thx to comedy central) <<<Hit>>>
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"

"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

"Suddenly Sanctions"

"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"

"Matima Loves Chachi"

"Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"

"Wheel of Fortune and Terror"

"Iraq''s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

"Achmed''s Creek"

"The Price is Right If Saddam Says It''s Right"

"M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

"Veronica''s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"

"Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque"

"When Kurds Attack"

"Just Shoot Me"

"My Two Baghdads"

"Diagnosis Heresy"

"Everybody Loves Saddam Or He''ll Have Them Shot"

"Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"

"Burka Baywatch"
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some of them are hilarious
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Unread postAuthor: M3NT4L » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:56 am

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see what they think they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weigh himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds.

Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.

I love this company, he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun." Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" Asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most vigorous program." "Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:04 am

People please stop copying and pasteing. M3NT4L, you want to know how I knew you didnt write that? No, not the ( )'s at the bottom, rather the fact that whoever wrote this actually used there shift key which you you for some reason have a extremly hard time doing.
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Unread postAuthor: frogy » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:30 am

Ya, I don't even bother reading long ass things that people copy & paste, most of them aren't super funny anyway, "M*U*S*T*A*S*H" was kinda funny though :D
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Unread postAuthor: singularity » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:04 am

found another good one

rejected microsoft office assistants


disembodied head of bill gates - it's just too creepy.

agent smith - kept assimilating all the user's documents.

oprah - head wouldn't fit on screen.

leafy, the marijuana leaf - "it looks like you're smoking a joint! do you need some help with that?"

kickajoo the kangaroo - australian accent too hard to understand.

barney the dinosaur - customers spending a ton of money replacing monitors with bullet holes in them while trying to shoot barney.

barfy the hobo - children loved him until he threw up on their shoes.

tux the penguin - someone in the assistant creation department has a bad sense of humor... and no job.

primi the fetus - pro-life groups protested, because you could abort the use of it.

stevie the em-ballmer - too frightening for users of any age.

dell tech support guy - couldn't make him give any helpful answers.


look i didn't use the shift key, you happy now
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Unread postAuthor: trae08 » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:08 am

Umm might just be me but i didnt get that. Unless your just trying to prove a point that u didnt use the shift key.
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Unread postAuthor: singularity » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:34 am

yea that was pretty much the point
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:45 pm

any more jokes
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