OLD and dumb State Laws still on the books
Here are some of Arizonas "Finest":
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
In Tombstone, It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Women may not wear pants.