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Unread postAuthor: Selador » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:18 pm

Ragnarok wrote:The site staff have given us a little more freedom, but let's not push it, else it might get taken away again.Edited by jrrdw.


That !!!

jrrdw wrote:@Your boys testicals, @Low blows...

Members flaming each other?

This thread going once!



It would be a shame to let one person's continued "stirring", Image kill it for everyone.


MrCrowley wrote:Edit: Further replies on this matter will be deleted without notification.


Excellent.

Edited by jrrdw.
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Unread postAuthor: Zeus » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:57 pm

Might I repost this rather amusing piece of text

[un]Official Forum Flame
===================================
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Dickhead
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 K3w|

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You posted a thread that is annoying as all hell just to look at.
[ ] You posted something that makes absolutely no sense at all.
[ ] You whine like a [female doggy].
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You are being a parrot
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You are post whoring
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You are raping the English language
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You annoyed the m[g]ods
[ ] You forgot to do a search

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Spend a night with "Bubba" in a 3x3 cell
[ ] Search the forum for the correct answer
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Stick a firecracker up your ass
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go and play on the freeway
[ ] Run with scissors
[ ] Listen to NSYNC and Nikki Webster for 2 hours

In Closing, I'd like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your mother must've dropped you as a child
[ ] You will never post in this forum again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You must have the mental capacity of an avocado
[ ] Your balls should be removed for what you posted
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favour and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go and crawl back under the rock you came from
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above
=====================================

Makes things a bit easier I find.
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Last edited by Zeus on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
/sarcasm, /hyperbole
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Unread postAuthor: Gippeto » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:13 pm

"Riposte" for those who "almost" couldn't be bothered... :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: ramses » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:51 pm

Zeus wrote:
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blah
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stuff...
[_] You whine like a [female doggy].
[_] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[*] You started an off-topic thread.
[_] You are being a parrot
[_ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
etc.
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:D
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:55 pm

Hey Zeus, how are the Aussies doing in the Ashes? Oh wait... :D

I invoked my right as being 1/4 English and have taken up in support of the English cricket team since NZ is doing so crap lately. At least we have someone who can bowl spin :wink:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tuBWMVWOGM[/youtube]
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Unread postAuthor: Zeus » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:43 pm

Well I'm half Scottish, therefore you should be f***** afraid.

If I hear any more pisstaking or sledging from you, I'll go down there and sort you out. (I know you've got a big arse hybrid, I've been working on devices which break all of section 3 of the rules)

And don't get too exitied, I won't be wearing a kilt.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:34 pm

Can someone explain ice hockey fights to me please? Why are they allowed and what's the point of them?
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Unread postAuthor: boyntonstu » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:37 pm

MrCrowley wrote:Can someone explain ice hockey fights to me please? Why are they allowed and what's the point of them?


Entertainment and money.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:45 pm

My main beef with American sports (NBA, MLB, NFL...), they're too 'flashy', too much about entertainment value and making money. I guess $19 million dollar sport contracts have to come from somewhere.

Perhaps it's because I've grown up watching cricket, where a professional player has a very modest salary (average salary is probably around $80-100,000USD) and that's assuming you get a salary, some players will only get paid per match. And if you don't make the national side you would struggle to support a family by playing in domestic teams. Though, even some forms of cricket are not immune to the flaws which I see in the NBA, MLB and NFL.

To me Test cricket matches are the pinnacle of sport. If you're not a fan, it would be like watching paint dry for 6 hours a day for 5 days straight.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:49 pm

MrCrowley wrote:My main beef with American sports (NBA, MLB, NFL...), they're too 'flashy', too much about entertainment value and making money.


Because European soccer, oh that's completely different ;)

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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:53 pm

Hahahahahaha :D

Okay, yeah European football is quite similar but I still don't think it's as bad as NFL or NBA. The commentators don't have as annoying voices either :P
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:56 pm

MrCrowley wrote:The commentators don't have as annoying voices either :P


Wouldn't know, couldn't be bothered :) if I wanted to watch men running around in shorts... well I would be questioning a lot more than the commentator's voices.

Female tennis, now there's a spectator sport for real men :D
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Unread postAuthor: Selador » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:02 am

I have never liked watching sports.

All the way through high school, I played every sport I could.

Got the jacket, the stripes, the awards...

But even while playing sports, I never could stand to just sit and watch.

They say it only takes one ball to play football.

But it doesn't take any, to watch.

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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:04 am

Speaking of which, I saw Sharapova play at the Aussie Open (just reminded me, she's coming here next month to play!) and I met Daniela Hantuchova in the streets of Melbourne :D
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:13 am

Selador wrote:They say it only takes one ball to play football.

But it doesn't take any, to watch


:D

Speaking of which


Why did you only mention the Eastern European players :roll: Hantuchova rawr!!! *ahem*

Yes...
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