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Unread postAuthor: evilvet » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:56 am

Belch :oops:

Tiger Prawns with cocktail sauce
Char grilled salmon with chili flakes
Standing Rib Roast of Pork, Turkey Maryland
Potatoes, pumpkin and carrots roasted in dripping
Tiramisu to finish

Going for a nap....
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Unread postAuthor: SpudBlaster15 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:21 am

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose

And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,

Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:21 am

Crna Legija wrote:Merry christmas guys im a little late but had to sober up in a cell last night

Do tell :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: Crna Legija » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:51 am

MrCrowley wrote:
Crna Legija wrote:Merry christmas guys im a little late but had to sober up in a cell last night

Do tell :wink:


lol I don't remember that night very well but the officer said I got into a fight because I was dancing with another guys misses, i have no black eyes so i guess I won :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:01 am

WOOOOHOOOOO
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Unread postAuthor: Mr.Sandman » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:19 am

Get a nice Cross slide table and a cam lock vise, it will make your life so much easier when trying to position things to drill multiple holes.
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:44 am

My friend... Many things will make my life easier... Like a million dollars :D
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Unread postAuthor: warhead052 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:03 pm

Nice press Gun Freak. I got a new airsoft load out and apparel.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:27 pm

Crna Legija wrote:lol I don't remember that night very well but the officer said I got into a fight because I was dancing with another guys misses, i have no black eyes so i guess I won :lol:


Joy to the world :D

Nice one Gun Freak, looks like just the sort of thing you need to help you make your own lathe ;)

... and decent hybrids of course!
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:37 pm

Jack, my thoughts exactly— not the hybrid part, of course :D
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Unread postAuthor: Brian the brain » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:22 pm

Uhmm...Yeah...
Merry Christmas to all! :santa:

Been held up by three ghosts...

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Oh my friggin god stop being so awesome, that thing is pure kick ass. Most innovative and creative pneumatic that the files have ever come by!

Can't ask for a better compliment!!
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Unread postAuthor: jsefcik » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:00 pm

i got my logger boots, plade shirt, blue jeans, and now im ready for my senior redneck pics
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:48 pm

@Gunfreak. Those 2 screws that hold the head unit to the pole, leave those loose so you can swing the drill to any position you need to. That's how I do it. I also have several extra holes drilled in my table for mounting either of my vises. A pair or these are a must have for quick clamping.
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Unread postAuthor: pneumaticcannons » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:25 pm

nice press :wink:
and uhh... Merry Christmas :D
I might be getting a lathe :) :) :) :)
wont know until I get back home in 2 weeks :cry:
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:00 pm

jrrdw wrote:@Gunfreak. Those 2 screws that hold the head unit to the pole, leave those loose so you can swing the drill to any position you need to. That's how I do it. I also have several extra holes drilled in my table for mounting either of my vises. A pair or these are a must have for quick clamping.

Ok, but the table rotates to any side so the head unit doesn't need to rotate... Thanks for the tips.
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