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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:52 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msHJLwYWX30[/youtube]

Damn technology...
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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:37 pm

Damn technology...


U awesome!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRoECmGFxco[/youtube]

exactly as useful as the real thing, it's just much more practical :)
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:03 pm

Labtecpower wrote:exactly as useful as the real thing, it's just much more practical :)


Good lord! an infant that I might actually *want* to nurture!!!!

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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:12 pm

jsr wrote:Good lord! an infant that I might actually *want* to nurture!!!!


I was just thinking about putting red lasers in it's eyes and flamethrowers on the arms, but this certainly seems a lot more attractive than the organical thing :)
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:33 am

Labtecpower wrote:I was just thinking about putting red lasers in it's eyes and flamethrowers on the arms, but this certainly seems a lot more attractive than the organical thing :)


Indeed! I put the suggestion forward to the good lady but was met with the following rebuttal:

the aspiring Mrs JSR wrote:no, dear
because
1. I don't want to cheat on you with alien
2. we are not so old :)


also our own baby will be cheaper than that one:)


That last objection is utterly ridiculous - think of the AWESOME robot you could have for the cost of raising one human child!!!!

Looking at the video again, it looks like it should be saying "kiiiillll meeee.... killl mmmmeeeee...." :D
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Unread postAuthor: jakethebeast » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:09 am

JSR, you sure bring joy to a depressing and rainy workday :D

Edit: tell me, what shall i do to day:
a) start fitting fourth screen to the beast
b) start making better exhaust system for my Suzuki
d) all of those plus make few blades for JSR
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Unread postAuthor: jsefcik » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:49 am

opinions, wanted


i have enough money to buy a new phone, its 50 bucks for the phone, 25 for the protective case and 36 for the activation of the phone, its a smart phone, or do i deal with the pos i have now which is a basic flip, nothing special or go ahead nd get a kayak?

what would you guys do?
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:34 am

jsefcik wrote:what would you guys do?


If you have $100 to spend, there are plenty of genertic smartphones out there that work well enough.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Android-2-3-Cel ... 3cc5876366

For example.

Has all the features and its no tragedy if it breaks :)
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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:11 pm

Indeed! I put the suggestion forward to the good lady but was met with the following rebuttal:


just buy one, she'll love it, no poop, puke, diapers, whining, and waking up at night because the little jerk is screaming for milk :)
And you keep the ability to party and come home drunk whenever you feel like it :D

That last objection is utterly ridiculous - think of the AWESOME robot you could have for the cost of raising one human child!!!!


Send her a calculation of the diaper and food costs, she'll see :P


Looking at the video again, it looks like it should be saying "kiiiillll meeee.... killl mmmmeeeee...."


Naww, it's far less revolting than the real human larva
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Unread postAuthor: jsefcik » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:16 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
jsefcik wrote:what would you guys do?


If you have $100 to spend, there are plenty of genertic smartphones out there that work well enough.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Android-2-3-Cel ... 3cc5876366

For example.

Has all the features and its no tragedy if it breaks :)


i cant remember the name of the phone i want, but its 50 bucks and look a hell of alot better then the one showed me

im still deciding either phone or kayak!

phone can break easier then a kayak
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:24 pm

Labtecpower wrote:Send her a calculation of the diaper and food costs, she'll see :P


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Do you seriously believe you can fight a woman's biological clock with reason and logic?!?

:laughing3:

You have much to learn, young grasshopper :)

Labtecpower wrote:
Looking at the video again, it looks like it should be saying "kiiiillll meeee.... killl mmmmeeeee...."


Naww, it's far less revolting than the real human larva


Youtube agrees with me hehe:
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Unread postAuthor: velocity3x » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:55 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Do you seriously believe you can fight a woman's biological clock with reason and logic?!?


Jack,
Have you tried using your scientific expertise by pointing out that children are merely a byproduct of a function or process?
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:07 pm

velocity3x wrote:Have you tried using your scientific expertise by pointing out that children are merely a byproduct of a function or process?


Do I look suicidal :shock:

I once patiently tried to explain that emotions are nothing but the products of chemical imbalances in the brain, clearly proven by the fact that they can be artificially altered by the administration of drugs or other physical changes to the body, and as such concepts like love are fundamentally meaningless.

That did not win me a lot of points I can tell you :D
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:24 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:such concepts like love are fundamentally meaningless
More so in today's society but from a few million years BP to several millennia ago, it would have been a fairly important process regarding kinship and the like; possibly even an adaptive process. :wink:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:39 pm

MrCrowley wrote:More so in today's society but from a few million years BP to several millennia ago, it would have been a fairly important process regarding kinship and the like; possibly even an adaptive process. :wink:


That doesn't invalidate my contention though.

Anything that has survived or been honed by millions of years of evolution clearly works, and must be beneficial in terms of the propagation of a species within the context of its environment, no doubt about that - but it doesn't mean it's not fundamentally meaningless.

It goes for everything in life, anything is only as important as the number of people who give a toss about it. Meaning is something we ascribe whether as individuals or as a society, and it therefore has no relevance beyond the realm of human consciousness, which in itself depends entirely on the organic functioning of our primate brains.

I recently bought this :D

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