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Unread postAuthor: BigDeutcher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:29 pm

i visted poland once ....
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Unread postAuthor: velocity3x » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:30 pm

POLAND_SPUD wrote:If they take money for it they are regular women


Difference between a Hooker and a Wife?
You pay a Hooker to leave.
You pay a wife to stay.
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Unread postAuthor: BigDeutcher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:35 pm

velocity3x wrote:
POLAND_SPUD wrote:If they take money for it they are regular women


Difference between a Hooker and a Wife?
You pay a Hooker to leave.
You pay a wife to stay.


wife costs more money in the long run and then keeps on costing you even after the "D"!
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:36 am

velocity3x wrote:I find "Whore" to be such a vile label. I prefer to think of them as "Ladies Of Commerce".


I don't know. When a beautiful Eastern European lady looks you in the eye and says in that divine accent "I want to be your lady of commerce", it doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VisSPw-Z-yg[/youtube]

FSA sniper's lucky day - skip to 1:03, feck!
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Unread postAuthor: velocity3x » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:26 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I don't know. When a beautiful Eastern European lady looks you in the eye and says in that divine accent "I want to be your lady of commerce", it doesn't quite have the same ring ...


Well....that certainly puts it in proper perspective. :D
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Unread postAuthor: POLAND_SPUD » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:23 pm

FSA sniper's lucky day - skip to 1:03, feck!
Lol all that dust gave away his position instantly. Should have used the window instead
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:47 pm

POLAND_SPUD wrote:Lol all that dust gave away his position instantly. Should have used the window instead


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lol

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too many farewell events, tomorrow i wuill wake uo to the 4th bad hangorvrer in a row
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Unread postAuthor: Zeus » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:37 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
POLAND_SPUD wrote:Lol all that dust gave away his position instantly. Should have used the window instead


untrained c nut.

lol

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too many farewell events, tomorrow i wuill wake uo to the 4th bad hangorvrer in a row


You get hangovers? Pussy, half a bottle of scotch makes me feel rough in the morning, but lol, worst was maybe a headache and tiredness. That said, coke and scotch hits me hard, can drink all night, then bam, drunk as a lord, or spewing.
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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:27 am

half a bottle of scotch


pussy :D
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Unread postAuthor: Zeus » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:34 am

Labtecpower wrote:
half a bottle of scotch


pussy :D


You suggest half a bottle gets me paralytic? My good sir, you insult my alcohol ingestion abilities, I rarely drink to get drunk, I drink to enjoy bro. Last time I was paralytic I was an angsty teenager
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:44 am

Zeus wrote:a headache and tiredness.


That is what I define as a hangover :) I've always got really bad headaches after drinking, especially when I'm also smoking which I usually am - in fact most nights I take two pre-emptive paracetamols and as much water as I can hold down before going to sleep.

That said, the drinking responsible for that last PUI included within the space of two hours beer, tequila, absinthe and jagermeister :roll:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfJk3z-w95s[/youtube]

Damn, that thing is travelling at two and a half times the speed of sound and can be seen in real time.

Been watching too much footage from Syria lately... some dramatic and also funny moments here, along with a lot of "ALLLLLLAH HU AKBAR!!!!" whether they've just destroyed a tank or their defective RPG blew up in their face...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vdkyJ0cjgo[/youtube]
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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:13 am

You suggest half a bottle gets me paralytic? My good sir, you insult my alcohol ingestion abilities, I rarely drink to get drunk, I drink to enjoy bro. Last time I was paralytic I was an angsty teenager


Never said that :D
It's about the equivalent of 10 beers, wich is quite a normal amount to be consuming on a regular basis..
I sure do know some people who would get paralytic from that amount tough :)

That is what I define as a hangover :) I've always got really bad headaches after drinking, especially when I'm also smoking which I usually am - in fact most nights I take two pre-emptive paracetamols and as much water as I can hold down before going to sleep.


How about taking a salt solution before going to bed? maybe it helps the rehydration a bit :roll:
Drinking milk before sleep might also help hehe

I used to smoke about 50 grams of heavy rolling tobacco on an average evening, my hangovers didn't get worse because of it..
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Unread postAuthor: Zeus » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:32 am

Haha, 10-12 beers is a pretty usual session for me, depends how quick I drink. Sweet spirits (Ouzo and such), hit me hard, but that's because sugar slows the digestion of ethanol, which means you drink more and don't feel it for a while. And down here we call those people "two pot screamers".

And a 50g pack on an evening? How the hell do you get time for it? I'm off rollies now, but a pack of Drum Blue would last me 3-5 days, maybe 120 smokes from them. Even rolling really thickly like I used to I'd get 80 odd. Now I'm just on Marlboro Reds, pack a day or so now. Trying to slow down for budgetary reasons, $18 for a pack is steep.

JSR, a hangover is when you spew again in the morning, several times.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:21 am

Labtecpower wrote:I used to smoke about 50 grams of heavy rolling tobacco on an average evening, my hangovers didn't get worse because of it..


When I switched to e-cigs my hangovers definitely got less severe.

JSR, a hangover is when you spew again in the morning, several times.


Here we call that "Calling Ralph on the porcelain telephone" :D
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Unread postAuthor: Labtecpower » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:21 am

And a 50g pack on an evening? How the hell do you get time for it? I'm off rollies now, but a pack of Drum Blue would last me 3-5 days, maybe 120 smokes from them. Even rolling really thickly like I used to I'd get 80 odd. Now I'm just on Marlboro Reds, pack a day or so now. Trying to slow down for budgetary reasons, $18 for a pack is steep.


Rolling thick and lighting the new cigarette with the old bud :D
I smoke a lot less now, one pack of tobacco for 3 weeks..
Why did you stop rolling? it's a lot cheaper, and the taste is much better IMO. I can really recommend Galouises tobacco.

I tought €8 for a pack was steep :roll:

How much do you pay for beer by the way? a 24*0,3L crate of heineken is €13 here.
Heineken is crappy beer, but good for comparing prices all around the world :roll:
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