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Unread postAuthor: jhalek90 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:27 am

A tribe of canables capture three people, on French, one British, and one American, the men were told that there meat was to be eaten, the bones fed to the dogs, and their skins used for a canoe.

The 3 men are each given a last wish, and allowed to speak their last words to the tribe.

The Frenchmen asked for a cigarret, and his words were "viva la France"
The Britishmen asked for a cup of tea, and his last words were "god save the queen"

The American asked for a fork. His last words were, as he repeatedly stabbed his chest: "fork your canoe!"
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:40 am

Hahahah... American pride 8)
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:51 am

Gun Freak wrote:Hahahah... American pride 8)


I've heard this joke from people of various nationalities and all of them including my own have put the fork in their guy's hand ;)
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Unread postAuthor: Gun Freak » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:59 am

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Unread postAuthor: mattyzip77 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:13 pm

Not directed at anyone, "If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!!!"
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Unread postAuthor: inonickname » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:51 pm

jhalek90 wrote:A tribe of canables capture three people, on French, one British, and one American, the men were told that there meat was to be eaten, the bones fed to the dogs, and their skins used for a canoe.

The 3 men are each given a last wish, and allowed to speak their last words to the tribe.

The Frenchmen asked for a cigarret, and his words were "viva la France"
The Britishmen asked for a cup of tea, and his last words were "god save the queen"

The American asked for a fork. His last words were, as he repeatedly stabbed his chest: "fork your canoe!"


Wouldn't a canable be someone who consumes delicious canapés, rather than people?

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Unread postAuthor: mattyzip77 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:07 pm

excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
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Unread postAuthor: saefroch » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:39 pm

mattyzip77 wrote:excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
... Thus the NSFW.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:15 pm

Found this Amphipoda in a sample of sea water, looks like the weight of the cover slip (.8" x .8" x 0.006" piece of glass) started crushing it as it spilled it's insides everywhere :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: mattyzip77 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:21 pm

saefroch wrote:
mattyzip77 wrote:excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
... Thus the NSFW.
what is nets?????????????
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm

saefroch wrote:Thus the NSFW.


I think as opposed to posting jokes, a single link should suffice.

Theflanderscrustaceanmurderer! wrote:looks like the weight of the cover slip (.8" x .8" x 0.006" piece of glass) started crushing it as it spilled it's insides everywhere


Did you pick it up on a Friday night and it had been drinking?
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:03 am

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Did you pick it up on a Friday night and it had been drinking?

Now that you mention it, it does look a bit like sick :D
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:11 am

If you build guns disguised as pens as a teenager, is this what you grow up to do?

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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:53 am

Watching that video, I'm thinking "Wow, those ships, tanks and military forces sure do look like they could be American forces, why would an American arms company show its products blowing up its own people?...oh, it's a Russian arms company. Duh"

In Soviet Russia, you do not blow up container, container blows up you.
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:22 am

Killjoy wrote:"Oh, it's a Russian arms company. Duh"


I thought it was obvious from the outset where anonymous red country is peaceful and serene while belligerent blue country has a military march soundtrack :roll:

Well, luckily for the free world, a CIWSfits nicely in a container sized package too :)

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