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Unread postAuthor: LucyInTheSky » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:44 pm

*Motion for her to come over to you with yoru finger*

Then say "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I could do with five."
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If your getting chased off a police dog, try not to run through a tunnel then onto a small see-saw then through a ring of fire. They are trained for that!
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:04 pm

and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us :lol:

edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud :P
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Unread postAuthor: mark.f » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:23 pm

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You guys are retarded!!!
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Unread postAuthor: drac » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:29 pm

MrCrowley wrote:and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us :lol:

edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud :P


Speak for yourself! :P
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:39 am

LMFAO hey come on i had a GF back in the days......few months ago..... :roll: ok a year alright.....jeez, we have crap girls at my school
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:42 am

I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble :D
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Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL

SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!
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Unread postAuthor: huse_spud » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:04 am

MrCrowley wrote:and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us :lol:

edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud :P


i as just joking LOL, ive showed off my spudguns around girls be4, maybe not as impressive as driving around a 68 camaro, but hey, we work with what we've got right guys?
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:06 am

They arnt to impressed with your gun ehh :lol: LOL. I make myself laugh
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Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL

SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:49 am

ProfessorAmadeus wrote:I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble :D


ProfessorAmadeus is such a playa, I never knew you had it in you :D
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:52 am

Hells Yeah!! :D OH how im laughing right now. I a real Cool Cat and i hate all those playa hatetas. BOYEAY
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Unread postAuthor: pyrogeek » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:12 am

I don't know any real good ones, but I have heard these.

<you> how much does a polar bear weigh?
<her> I don't know
<you> just enough to break the ice (then introduce yourself)


<you> evil penguins!!
<her> what???
<you> just wanted to get your attention (then follow up by introducing yourself or offering her a drink if you are at a bar)
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Unread postAuthor: OwThatsMyEye » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:24 am

well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.
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Unread postAuthor: PCGUY » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:40 am

OwThatsMyEye wrote:well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.

Yeah, and if she thinks it's funny she may be nuts as well :wink:.
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:30 am

You could just walk up and say," I have lots of money and drive a Ferrari 360"

(I don't really like Ferrari's but I can't spell a lot of the Lambogini names)
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:38 am

then she would say "can i take it for a spin" but the only prob is that you dont have the car your stuck with a honda civic
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