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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:58 am

Well Killa. i think you've heard them all now. Except this one: Ask her if she's like a potato chip, then say free-to-lay! Get it. Dam thats funny stuff, belongs on the gong show!
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Unread postAuthor: PVC Arsenal 17 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:51 pm

say "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!" ~Quagmire

And remember, it's OKAY to be a nerd!!

I saw a thing once where a nerd said "My computer runs on a Unix based OS, which means I have to reboot it about as often as I get laid."
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Unread postAuthor: spudmonkey » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:00 pm

to the world u may be just another girl, but to me u are the world
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Unread postAuthor: killagorrila99 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:32 am

THANKYOU SPUDMONKEY! seriously man i owe u a billion for that! hehehe! if u ever need any help, im here.
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Unread postAuthor: frankrede » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:05 pm

Dom wrote:
MrCrowley wrote:Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


LADIES AND GENTLEMENS we got someone into anal sex in the room! :P

Who isn't?Guys girls whatever
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Unread postAuthor: OwThatsMyEye » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:57 pm

WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.
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Unread postAuthor: WOW!! » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:59 pm

OwThatsMyEye wrote:WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.


Lmao
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Unread postAuthor: frankrede » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:32 pm

OwThatsMyEye wrote:WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.

Thats how I roll.Lol
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Unread postAuthor: WOW!! » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:13 pm

You ever relize that girls make you do stuff? my girl was over and she started bitchin that I was cheatin on here and after 5min of fighting imy phone was in my hand and for some reson she said you wont throw your phone at the wall, and for some reson I throw my phone at the wall and smashed it. lol it was wierd. Its that mental crap lol.
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Unread postAuthor: dinsdale » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:55 pm

ask her if she wants to come over for a pizza and a f**k,
when she slaps you say "what, don't you like pizza?"
say "thats a real nice shirt, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:42 pm

LOL i like that pizza one better :lol: i might try that :D













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Unread postAuthor: VEGEMITEMODDER » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:49 pm

Gee you have really started somthing here killa :)
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Unread postAuthor: killagorrila99 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:29 am

haha i guess so. haha man we should keep this thread alive for ever and anyone thats having trouble with chicks can ask here! (yes we are REAL experts!) :P
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Unread postAuthor: WOW!! » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:53 am

I said the pizza thing to her, she took hershirt off and said meabey and then bitched slaped me....lol.
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