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Unread postAuthor: killagorrila99 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:04 am

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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:11 am

lol,"-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month."
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Unread postAuthor: killagorrila99 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:23 am

Haha Yea, I love that one.
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Unread postAuthor: Torch » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:50 pm

Lol, funny.
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Unread postAuthor: )DEMON( » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:10 pm

*It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.- Why!?
*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native
American attack. :lol: :lol: , that is so funny!
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. -Who would do that?
*Whistling underwater is illegal -How the hell do you do that?, how would they find out?

Man, these are funny
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Unread postAuthor: saladtossser » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:21 pm

http://dumblaws.com/

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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Unread postAuthor: Flying_Salt » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:04 pm

I've heard it's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:23 pm

its illegal to have sex with a porqupine(cant spell words with maor thansix letterz)in florida
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Unread postAuthor: Blackspire » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:41 pm

rl93 wrote:its illegal to have sex with a porqupine(cant spell words with maor thansix letterz)in florida
It's illegal to have sex with any animal.
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:45 pm

This guy Newton is a quick thinker -

In Oklahoma City, Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said
Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that
Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying, and then said, "I
should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been
the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a
30-year sentence.

What a dumb ass!
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Unread postAuthor: benstern » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:51 pm

http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm
"It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas"
"It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets."

http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Arizona.htm
"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."
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Unread postAuthor: Benny » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:15 am

"Whistling underwater is illegal"


wtf?[/quote]
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Unread postAuthor: rl93 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:07 am

its illegal to buy bolagna in tennnesee on a sunday

in tennesee its illegal to give or recieve oral sex in tennesee

i cant remember the state but its illegal to wear a fake mustach to church for the purpose of making people laugh
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Unread postAuthor: badaboombaby » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:38 pm

In arizona, u can't sing in your bathingsuit....?
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Unread postAuthor: badaboombaby » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:45 pm

In alaska it is illigal to through a moose from an airplane...
my channel guide has a little section about fun facts, sometimes its crazy laws
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