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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:34 pm

I got one word for it all -- INCOURAGEABLE! (sp)
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When life gives you lemons...throw them back they suck!
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:35 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CherylM
CherylM: Welcome to ChaCha!
CherylM: Hello!
You: hi! I need directions on how to build a time machine
CherylM: I see what I can find... any more criteria?
You: yes any time machine that takes me back to 1992 so that I can stop my parents from makeing me
You: actually could you link me to a site tht sells them?
CherylM: whoa.. that's a heavy order
You: I believe in you!
CherylM: Here's one you can bid on for $3000.
CherylM: Don't know if I believe it will really work!
CherylM: How about a good history book?
You: hmm... great...3000$ EHAT A STEAL
You: what*
You: it's cheap because I can go back in time and steal the money back!
CherylM: Here's another - only $75!
You: (I'm clever)
CherylM: Have you considered inflation?
You: whats that?
You: penis enlargement?
CherylM: HOld on... I'll find a site to explain it
You: hahaha k
CherylM: and no...
CherylM: It tells you what your money is worth at a certain year as compared to now.
CherylM: See, you can go back in time!
CherylM: And it's free
CherylM: Is there anything else I can find for you?
You: sweet!
You: one sec I wanna look at it before I get rid of you
CherylM: no problem
You: sweet so I really just need to bring money back in time with me then cash it there and I'll be rich!
CherylM: Hey, notice you can calculate your money for Italy too.
You: you're a smart lady!
CherylM: yep
CherylM: Thats why they pay me the big bucks
CherylM: Is this site cool or what?
You: After I build/buy a time machine would you want to come back in time with me, murder the primitive people, and replace then with our babies?
CherylM: I think I'll pass.
CherylM: Have a good day
CherylM: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
CherylM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Movie dialogue: "The good die first."
Tom: "But most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying
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Unread postAuthor: dungdue0 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:16 pm

sgort87 wrote:Though it is slightly funny, you guys need to stop messing with these people. They are just like you and me and I really doubt they enjoy having you 13-year-old dipshits ask/say useless crap to get a cheap laugh.


Yeah but their payed to take our crap, they generally knew that before they even signed up for the job. I would take people's crap everyday if I got payed for it.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:03 pm

^isn't that called being a plumber?
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Unread postAuthor: Flying_Salt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:50 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CindyG
CindyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Can you really type that fast?
CindyG: No...
CindyG: Hello...
CindyG: Are you looking to buy one?
You: Anyway, could you explain the theory of relativity? I found his lack of mention of black holes disturbing
CindyG: Hi the search terms are spud gun...was that what you entered?
You: OH MY GOODNESS!
You: MY CHEESE BIT ME!!
CindyG: Thanks for the chuckle...
CindyG: Which group are you with?
You: Oh, it was more that a chuckle. It wa a subliminal message that will make cheese turn blue whenever you say potato.
You: Gotta go, they're coming!
CindyG: Have a NICE NIGHT!
CindyG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Lol I was laughing the whole time.
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sgort87 wrote:I hereby present Flying_Salt with The one and only <a href="http://www.geocities.com/sgort87/ghetto">Ghetto Award!</a>
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Unread postAuthor: iamthewalrus » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:16 pm

http://www.chacha.com/info/guidesignup

i wonder how hard it would be to actually get this job? ....if only i were 18....
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i got connections with the modfia, watch who ur talkin to noob.


talk to me on AIM at iamthwalrus3
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Unread postAuthor: Flying_Salt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:19 pm

I think they might be on to us. WHO spilled the beans!?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KN
KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KN: Hello!
You: hello
KN: How are you?
You: just fine
You: and yourself?
KN: Let me get the results. :)
You: sure
KN: Great! Thanks for asking! :)
You: if it isn't too much trouble, could you find results with black holes mentioned in them?
KN: Sure. One moment please. :)
You: Do you ever get bored here? I would.
KN: No. I don't ;)
You: Do we entertain you with unorthodox questions?
KN: Haha!
KN: Yes.. :)
You: I thought so. I've heard that pranksters come to this site?
KN: Yes,they do.
You: Are they tolerated?
KN: They are good.
KN: I got some interesting queries from them.
You: Indeed.
KN: Are you from the forum too?
KN: ;)
You: Excuse me?
KN: Okay.
KN: Are these results sufficient?
You: Oh that forum. Yes.
You: Yes they are, thank you for your time, and build a spud gun in your free time :)
KN: ;)
KN: Have a great night! :)
You: And watch out for that wild cheese...
You: you too!
KN: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
KN: Thanks!
KN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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sgort87 wrote:I hereby present Flying_Salt with The one and only <a href="http://www.geocities.com/sgort87/ghetto">Ghetto Award!</a>
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:36 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MargieW
Status: Connected to guide: MargieW
MargieW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
MargieW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Weiners
MargieW: What can I help you find with vegetables?
You: weiners and how to cook them
MargieW: That is not a vegetable
MargieW: Okay just a moment
You: it is to me. A guy sold me a weiner tree
You: Do you like weiners?
MargieW: Okay you are funning me
You: No i want to know how to cook them
MargieW: Let's be nice, this is not to play on,.
You: OK Mamm
MargieW: Okay, I will find that for you
MargieW: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: thank you. Wanna hear a joke?
You: knock knock
MargieW: No, thanks, I need to search for you.
You: POOP!! HAHAHAHAHA
You: I changed my mind i want vegitables like an orange
MargieW: Okay here is your weiner info.
You: DO you like how i cook my weiners?
MargieW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
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Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL

SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:42 pm

Web | News | Images | Video | Audio

Guide Session
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JessicaR
JessicaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there meow
You: How are you
You: Is your name jessica Roberts?
You: HELLO?!
You: Dang it. I always mess things up...
You: hello
You: HELLO!!!
You: PLEASE TALK!! IM LONELY
You: IM GONNA GO KILL MY SELF
You: hello
You: JESUS JUST TALK!!!
You: im alone
You: hello
You: hello'
You: hellohellohello
You: I love you
You: Will you marry me
You: Please
You: Come on
You: please
You: moose
You: cow
You: pig
You: duck
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Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL

SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!
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Unread postAuthor: frankrede » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:24 am

pyromanic13 wrote:CherylM: Have you considered inflation?
You: whats that?
You: penis enlargement?
CherylM: HOld on... I'll find a site to explain it
You: hahaha k
CherylM: and no...
C



Dear god that was brilliant.
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Unread postAuthor: killagorrila99 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:51 am

You: I thought so. I've heard that pranksters come to this site?
KN: Yes,they do.
You: Are they tolerated?
KN: They are good.
KN: I got some interesting queries from them.
You: Indeed.
KN: Are you from the forum too?

Dear god they know!
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:30 am

Tell them your a man looking for breast enlargement, you want 38DD's, when you get them do you and you girl friends want to sit around and compair tops? Then ask, if it gets cold, will my headlights turn on? I would but for some dam reason it still wont do anything!!!
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:31 pm

^ you sure you clicked "guided tour" jrrdw? (btw waht does you name mean?)
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:23 pm

killagorrila99 wrote:
You: I thought so. I've heard that pranksters come to this site?
KN: Yes,they do.
You: Are they tolerated?
KN: They are good.
KN: I got some interesting queries from them.
You: Indeed.
KN: Are you from the forum too?

Dear god they know!


sorry to burst your bubble but she's talking about pbnation.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:59 pm

btw... anyone who has a filter at school try this

type in www.stupidcensorship.com
then when it says "forbidden"
put an "s" after "http"
you now should have https://www.stupidcensorship.com/cgi-bin/nph-surf.cgi
and you can now go to any site you want!
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