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Unread postAuthor: SpudBlaster15 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:47 am

I am having a slight issue at school and it involves my locker... some asshole keeps putting nasty, sticky substances through the vents. Today I opened up my locker to find mustard, icing sugar, and syrup covering my books. Needless to say, I am pissed. Does anyone have any ideas as to how to solve this problem? Some thoughts that crossed my mind:

- High voltage source wired to the door

- Windshield washer pump filled with vegetable oil aimed through the vent

- Car alarm
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:50 am

things to booby trap him... or things to prevent him?

prevention= put tape over the inside of the vents
booby trap= video tape in the locker... then kick the offender in the nuts.
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Unread postAuthor: sergeantspud2 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:15 am

lol Sorry about your locker problem :? But I uhh, we (my firends and I) kinda messed with this guys locker all year last year! :lol: Our best one was when we tied one of those fire crackers that go off when you pull the two strings and it pops, well we tied it to his locker so when he opens it the fire cracker will go off. When he opend it the school police happend to be standing by him and it sounded like a gun shot!! So the cop (big fat guy) runs at him and like tackles him to the ground!! :lol: What sucks is that that was the day we were trading some paintball stuff and when the cop saw it he took it all :x But we're good firends now! :P

So yeah at least he doesnt know your combo!
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:22 am

OMG!!! I pictured the cop thing in my head! LOL!!! But really just put some duct tape over the vents as said earlier. And when you find the person Kick them in the nads SOO hard that their balls come out their ears! :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: runningawaypyro » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:24 am

stupid, stupid, stupid...

seriously duck tape the vents.
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Unread postAuthor: Pete Zaria » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:26 am

pyromanic13 wrote:booby trap= video tape in the locker... then kick the offender in the nuts.


That's the best thing I've heard all week. I'm all for it.

Put a crappy old laptop with a webcam and recording software inside the locker, aimed out through the vent. Watch the recording, see who's doing it. Show up at their house. Ring the doorbell. When they answer, aim carefully and kick (as if going for a field goal). Leave. Don't hold us morally or legally responsible when he calls the cops or can't reproduce.

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Unread postAuthor: sergeantspud2 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:27 am

With all of your ideas like high voltage electricity and windsheild wiper pump and the car alarm, you would need a power source and all these circuits to fit in your locker. So when you are rigging it up between classes dont you think maybe someone might think your wiring a bomb or something?! :lol: LOL I can picture it *your in your locker and you have a car battery you brought to school in your back pack and your tinkering in the locker with the little wire clipers and a soldering gun* lol Sounds kinda impracticall.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:46 am

leave a note on the outside saying "if you mess with my locker, I will hurt you."
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Unread postAuthor: ProfessorAmadeus » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:48 am

Or "I WILL EAT YOUR BABYS"
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:51 am

DUDE! when I am talking to people and I get the feeling they're not listening, I'll throw in the sentance "I eat babies" and see if they notice. It's fun... not kidding this one time, my metal teacher wasn't listening so I threw in the sentance "I masterbate to dead babies" and he didn't notice!
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Unread postAuthor: experament_u2 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:01 am

y not find out who it is and do wat theve being doing to ur locker to theres and eye for an eye

oh and is it just my computer or are my spudbux no existent????????
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:11 am

no spud bux in off topic
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Unread postAuthor: pyrogeek » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:13 am

Duct Tape, and lots of it. Preferably also add a layer of hard plastic or something behind it so if they try to push the object blocking it out, they will make a big racket and hopefully draw attention.

Or, wire something up so when someone touches you locker, it sets off a really loud alarm, or trips a camera. Or heres and idea, just watch for whoever it is who is doing it.
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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:16 am

the video taping thing might be a little much, ask around though, any moron whod waste his time putting mustardin some guys locker is bound to brag about it, (thats how i found out about who was putting crap in my backpack), then hunt him down, kick him once in the nuts, then once in the face (try and knock his 2 front teeth out), press his face down on the ground with your foot and tell him if he does it again youll blow his nee caps out with a shotgun and he'll be a cripple the rest of his life.
for the record, im not responsible if his parents get up set and call the school and you get kicked out or you go to juvi (which i seriosly doubt would happen, but hey it almost happnened to me).
u know what, the best idea is to just put ductape over the vents on you locker and forget about it.
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Unread postAuthor: CS » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:31 am

Personally I don't think this is the time or place to rig some high-voltage, car alarm, or camera device. For the time being do as mentioned with duct tape, and possibly a harder median. The contact a school official, tell them whats happening. If your school isn't ghetto, you'll have at least two cameras on your locker. They should have a couple days worth of footage, and have them review it.

Last year a friend and I finished eating our pizza, so we were just playing around and played ultimate frisby with the box to the trash can. You know with my luck and all, I hit a sterling scholar picture frame. Of course they saw us on the cameras and we had to pay 20$ for the glass.

Why you think the person is doing this? To f*ck with you, and get you pissed off. If you give him the reaction, well hes going to do it more. I see that being a big problem with the nerds at my school, they react, and so the people mess with them more.
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