goathunter wrote:he went crazy and shot me 3 times in the crotch at a foot's length.As you can expect the obvious happened, I was laying in the fetal position for 10 min.I couldn't pee right for the next week.Not cool.
hilarious, but I'm sure enough time hasn't passed for you to think it's funny as well!
That's always the way; something crap happens to you and everyone around you thinks it's funny, but you're in absolute agony, and it takes a good 3 years before you can look back and laugh about it.
e.g. I was on this camp, and we were all climbing these really thin trees, and they bent over completely as you got towards the top; well I'm not a small guy so the tree snapped when I tried, and as I landed it cracked me incredibly hard on the top of the head, chipped a tooth and left me with a torturous head ache for the next couple of days, as well as a sizeable lump!
well my friends all laughed, while I lay there trying to determine if I could feel my brains falling out, or if I could find the pieces of my broken tooth!
I still don't find that funny...AT.ALL. maybe in another year-or-so I will.