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Unread postAuthor: A-98 » Sat May 19, 2007 12:57 pm

SleekZ wrote:jack, man, you crack me up! :lol:
I used to have this friend who had an incredible talent for poking you rapidly like 30 times a second, usually in the vital organs like kidney, where it was really tender. We had this week long school trip which he went on; and everyone loved to piss him off, including me; I came home with like a hundred tiny bruises on my sides and lower back; :shock:


dude, you totally just described my talents! i also have the ability to generate one massive energy spike in the form of a poke. hurts like a paintball.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sat May 19, 2007 6:51 pm

I want to get in a fair fight... I've never had the chance. I suppose I could go looking for one....
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Unread postAuthor: Kenny_McCormic » Sat May 19, 2007 9:44 pm

A-98 wrote:hurts like a paintball.
paintballs dont hurt bad unless its like from 10 feet away. I just got shot from 10 feet away today i should put up a pic
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Unread postAuthor: paaiyan » Sat May 19, 2007 9:46 pm

Kenny_McCormic wrote:
A-98 wrote:hurts like a paintball.
paintballs dont hurt bad unless its like from 10 feet away. I just got shot from 10 feet away today i should put up a pic


Or if you get shot in the crotch.
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Unread postAuthor: GinsuGuy585 » Sat May 19, 2007 9:56 pm

The neck is the worst, especially from 5' away.
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Unread postAuthor: noname » Sat May 19, 2007 10:19 pm

I got nailed about 10-15 times in a line going from my neck down to my left ankle from about 10 feet. My fault though, I should probably watch my back.
One time in a woodsball game I was retreating to a fort where a couple of my team were, because there were six or seven of the enemy coming towards me. I was going through the fort to find a wall or something and I saw some 11 or 12 year old kid sitting in a corner when I walked past. He freaked out and shot me in the leg (this being between 3 and 5 feet away), even though I was on his team. After the game I checked out the welt and you could see it bleeding underneath my skin. :lol:

paaiyan wrote:Or if you get shot in the crotch.


My friend got bounced (when the ball doesn't pop) in the balls.
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Unread postAuthor: Kenny_McCormic » Sat May 19, 2007 11:08 pm

yea similar to what happened to me we were playing every man for himself and somebody was peeing and said "i need 20 more seconds" the guy standing ten feet away from me thought he ment lets play or something and nailed me in the shoulder
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Unread postAuthor: SleekZ » Sun May 20, 2007 8:39 am

I shot my brother in the face from like 10 metres away and the mask cracked back, causing a bit of a gash above his nose....it was hella funny, because thats the area which you think would be most protected, but perhaps the only place you can manage to cause proper bleeding!

....and A-98, I don't think I like you anymore if you have those sort of poking abilities :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: Kenny_McCormic » Sun May 20, 2007 11:30 am

lol must have been a pretty shitty mask i got hit in the mk 3 times last night.
thats something that pisses me off, when i get hit in the mask and get a mouthfull of paint
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Unread postAuthor: goathunter » Sun May 20, 2007 12:34 pm

Hah, I got shot in the arm from about 5 ft away,the guy was shooting REALLY hot.I had pieces of shell under my skin.I also bunkered a guy with my Phantom(pump action) and he went crazy and shot me 3 times in the crotch at a foot's length.As you can expect the obvious happened, I was laying in the fetal position for 10 min.I couldn't pee right for the next week.Not cool.
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Unread postAuthor: cash68 » Sun May 20, 2007 12:34 pm

I hate getting hit in the ear.
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Unread postAuthor: Kenny_McCormic » Sun May 20, 2007 12:51 pm

u need a better mask if ur getting hit in the ear
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Unread postAuthor: SleekZ » Sun May 20, 2007 10:33 pm

goathunter wrote:he went crazy and shot me 3 times in the crotch at a foot's length.As you can expect the obvious happened, I was laying in the fetal position for 10 min.I couldn't pee right for the next week.Not cool.

hilarious, but I'm sure enough time hasn't passed for you to think it's funny as well!
That's always the way; something crap happens to you and everyone around you thinks it's funny, but you're in absolute agony, and it takes a good 3 years before you can look back and laugh about it.
e.g. I was on this camp, and we were all climbing these really thin trees, and they bent over completely as you got towards the top; well I'm not a small guy so the tree snapped when I tried, and as I landed it cracked me incredibly hard on the top of the head, chipped a tooth and left me with a torturous head ache for the next couple of days, as well as a sizeable lump!
well my friends all laughed, while I lay there trying to determine if I could feel my brains falling out, or if I could find the pieces of my broken tooth!
I still don't find that funny...AT.ALL. maybe in another year-or-so I will.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Sun May 20, 2007 10:52 pm

I've gotten holes ripped into my shirt...I've also got a few scars.

and yes if it's humid outside paintballs always hurt.
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Unread postAuthor: paaiyan » Sun May 20, 2007 10:56 pm

Scars? Psh, amateurs. How many broken bones we got out there? I actually just got a cast off my hand last week.
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