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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:31 am

This is a personal favourite,get a case of drinks or alot of wine and drink as much as you can before they kick you out.Cheap wine is the best it doesn't mater if they take it and by the end I'm telling you right now it only gets funner and funner.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:29 am

At sport authority you need to set up all the trampolines and jump around the store.

Have an armed robery with a bb gun
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Unread postAuthor: lukemc » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:47 am

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm261.htm

best one is the first one

put condoms in other peoples carts when theyre not looking
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:00 am

Grab a cart and do laps around the store and while doing those laps grab all of the items and relocated them.

Put condoms in the childrens toy sections.
crock pots in the video game isle.
bic pens in the swimming pools.

Luke heres a actual report of all of those things lol.

During the preceding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. The list below details his offences, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tape.

We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings while he is in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to these warning with rudeness and the response “while the wife shops here I will come here too”. We are therefore forced to ban you, your husband and your family from this store.

The following list details your husbands activates in this store over the past six months.

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in house wares and watched what happened.

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-buy.

September 14: Moved a ‘Caution - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite the in if they’ll bring pillows.

September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it a mirror, and picked his nose.

November 10: While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

December 6: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using different size funnels.

December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”

December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!
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Unread postAuthor: schmanman » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:40 am

sit ion the dressing room for 5-10 minutes then loudly say "there's no toilet paper in here!"

dress up in some of the cheap camo hunting stuff, and act like your hiding

EDIT: hey, wtf? that WAS NOT in the post above me when I posted this.
he edited it in.
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Unread postAuthor: Benster » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:57 pm

as a former department store (ehhemm wal-mart ehemm) employee, I can't help but laugh at these. not because of any comic relief, but just how stupid they are. There are usually certain people who pull this kinda stuff, they are in the 9-25 year age bracket, and seeing them do it tends to make all observers think that they never passed that first (the nine year) bit of maturity. Sure you say its just for fun, just a way to loosen up some tight old cranks, but let me tell you, you have no idea how stupid it makes you (rather then the store or its employees) look, And usually the only person who finds it comical is the person acting in such a way, everyone else even other customers see it as an annoying part of their shopping experience to have to put up with such antics in a store.

sorry to throw such a downer at the thread, and y'all can, and probably will ignore me, but I just wanted to clue y'all into the other point of view.
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Unread postAuthor: hi » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:01 pm

you know what would be really funny? To run into wal-mart, slap benster, and run out! muhahahahahaha. Im just kidding benster, dont take it seriously. im just joking.
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Unread postAuthor: Benster » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:52 pm

emphasis on FORMER I start as a truck loader at a warehouse monday 8) :lol: :lol: 8)
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:19 pm

OK well pitch the tent in front of your truck.

And well put random crap in the boxes lol. :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: zeigs spud » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:04 am

lol at cici's pizza my friends saa 2 girls come in so they started yelling really loudly abut dwarfs, elves, orcs, n stuff liek that. just from them talking about it, it sounded like fun lol.

funny thing for others to hear about- rape at an aids clinic

i wana go to k-mart dressed as a ninja and just follow people and hide in the clothes then pop out till they kick me outa the store. like urban ninja lol
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLRVI7wt-qY[/youtube]
p.s.-kids on ou school news show taped themselves walking around with cruches and then triping into bushes or down stairs. it was funny lol...

Benster wrote:as a former department store (ehhemm wal-mart ehemm) employee, I can't help but laugh at these. not because of any comic relief, but just how stupid they are. There are usually certain people who pull this kinda stuff, they are in the 9-25 year age bracket, and seeing them do it tends to make all observers think that they never passed that first (the nine year) bit of maturity. Sure you say its just for fun, just a way to loosen up some tight old cranks, but let me tell you, you have no idea how stupid it makes you (rather then the store or its employees) look, And usually the only person who finds it comical is the person acting in such a way, everyone else even other customers see it as an annoying part of their shopping experience to have to put up with such antics in a store.

sorry to throw such a downer at the thread, and y'all can, and probably will ignore me, but I just wanted to clue y'all into the other point of view.


nah that is true, but usualy the ppl who run in and do that -cough-ppl like me-cough-, just do it cuz they want to amuse themselves and not the shopers, yet i still laugh when i see ppl do it.
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Unread postAuthor: paaiyan » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:56 am

zeigs spud wrote:p.s.-kids on ou school news show taped themselves walking around with cruches and then triping into bushes or down stairs. it was funny lol...


Wait, ou as in university of oklahoma?
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:23 am

God i was laughing so hard after that.

I didn't want a heart attack so i stopped it halfway then finished it.
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Unread postAuthor: Kenny_McCormic » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:36 pm

walk around town with a THE ENS IS NEAR sign and if somebody yells at you about VWs for 17,000 give em the finger. i did this on the bus ride home once with the sign up against the window yelling SAVE YOURSELVES THE END IS NEAR!!! at people it was so funny. but then the driver got mad and treatened to get me kicked of i then told her about my first amendment rights and how she was freakin them up she was quiet the rest of the way through town
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:16 pm

Lol verbal black mail.

On a bus ride a once gave a guy my finger to the left? right of the tiny one. He stared and pointed at me. lol.
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Unread postAuthor: zeigs spud » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:53 pm

paaiyan wrote:
zeigs spud wrote:p.s.-kids on ou school news show taped themselves walking around with cruches and then triping into bushes or down stairs. it was funny lol...


Wait, ou as in university of oklahoma?


srry ment our. so i am guessin u go there lol?
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