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Unread postAuthor: Insomniac » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:18 pm

When I was about 7, my cousin and I were playing in our Grandma's backyard, we found an ornamental chilli plant she was growing. So, we thought it would be fun to crush some of the chillis to see what was inside. Needless to say, the juice got on our hands, and then our hands spread it onto our mouths, eyes, chest, back and face. I can tell you, it was NOT fun.

With the same cousin, and a few years later, we went to our grandparent's farm and tried to get across the dam by putting big, flat rocks on the surface (the dam was mostly thick, green mud), we both slipped and got covered from the waist down.

Yesterday I was lying on my back playing with a gyroscope, and dropped the damn thing onto my nose...OUCH

Oh and I fractured my ankle running down stairs last year
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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:38 am

lucky basterds, you haven't gotten injurered do stupid stuff. i broke my leg tripping and falling down stairs, then i broke my elbow cause i tripped cause of the cast on my leg and fell down the stairs again. And finnally i broke my collarbone playing "touch" football about a year ago (had to sleep sitting up for 2 weeks)
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Unread postAuthor: Recruit » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:02 am

Stupid things hmm started a mud fight with a freind (we were throwing globs of muds from a pond at each other) well I got this really big glob of mud a hit him with it well at that time I was like 4 foot 8 inches and he is like 5 foot 6 inches my growth spirt was late and his was early. Well he gets this gigantic glob of mud and throws it really hard. Well to this day I will tell you this there was a rock in there a very big rock. Near knocked me out but I got a big bruise on my face as a result.

The moral is dont start a mud fight sooner or later you will hurt someone.
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Unread postAuthor: watto » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:34 am

I thought of a few more things I did. When I was 11 or 12 me and my mate used to think It was cool to sneak out at like 2 in the morning and go run a muck ie. drinking, smoking, stealing flares from boats stealing change out of peoples cars, blowing stuff up, writing on crap with spray paint, ripping badges off cars and selling them at school. So we are walking along when we come accross this brand new skyline with the engine running and the doors unlocked, we looked at eachother, thought about it for a millisecond and jumped in. If we had of looked ahead we would have seen that the front door of the house it was infront of was open and there was a person standing there talking to someone. I put it in reverse and took my foot off the brake but nothing happened, I reached for the keys but there were none there, It was about that time when all the doors locked, we started seaching frantically for the button to unlock the doors but we couldnt find it, the guy then started running towards us, my mate found the switch to unlock his door and he got out, so I tryed to jump over to the passanger side but the guy grabbed my T-shirt. My mate grabbed my arm and managed to pull me away from him minus my shirt. We both started running but this guy was right on out tails for at least 400m so we decided to split up and as luck would have it he chased my mate not me, maybe because my mate was bigger than me and he wouldnt feel as guilty kicking his arse, which is exactly what happed a few minutes later. I saw him the next day and he told me this guy kicked him in the arse like 50 times then pulled his undies up so far they broke then took his pants and left him on the school oval. After a few weeks we finally worked out that this car had one of those turbo timers that keep the turbo running a few minutes after the car is off to cool it down, which sounds exactly like the motor is on.

A couple of months later we took his Mums car out at like 3 in the morning, I had never driven a manual car before (stick shift) but I told my mate I had so he would let me drive, I didnt understand the concept of a clutch back then, but I managed to get it rolling, only to stall in on a really busy main road. I could see all the cars waiting at the lights about 300m down the road but it was round a bit of a bend so they might not know we were there. We yelled at eachother for a bit while I tryed to start it then the lights went green, there were these two hooligans drag racing coming up real fast and we were right in the middle. I said Fck this and jumped out the car and ran onto the nature strip while my mate ran around to the drivers side and started it. The drag racers hit their brakes hard and one of them started fishtailing, he managed to ge the car going only to be chased by the guys who almost hit him for about an hour apparently until he drove into the carpark of a copshop.

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Unread postAuthor: Pwnany » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:13 pm

Holy Crap! Watto you were such a bad-ass! lol

When I was that age all I did was ding-dong-ditches which is when you ring someones doorbell and run away! However since then I have done some more funny yet more mean pranks. But never tried to steal a car or borrow one. lol
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:39 pm

What did you plan on doing after you took it, 100% chance of getting caught,they could trace the number plate if you sold it the police will be looking for you and your friend.....
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Unread postAuthor: watto » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:59 am

We would have just taken it for a joyride i reckon, I was only young and didnt know any auto-strippers back then. Its not like we went out looking for cars to steal or anything it was just a spur of the moment thing.
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Unread postAuthor: Recruit » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:37 am

Spur of the moment always ends bad. Ever get in sinking mud I have. and here is the tell :lol:
This quarry near me in my old house is abandone now and has been for a year or two ,but back then it wasnt
My brothes and I desided lets sneak in their and see what they are doing in there. Well to give you a good picture they had dug into a hill 150 ft high. They had dug so deep that the walls where 200-250 ft high and on the floor in the lower areas there was 2.5-3.5 ft of water. Well we snuck in and and we are watching them well them saw us and we split because if we are caught they we are in big trouble. we are run to get out (there where a few hiden ways in) and we took the short cut needless to so the groung (clay) was very wet so wet that our feet where sinking to our ankles in it but we keep running only 25ft and we are free (and 5 ft ahead of us is sink mud) I start lagging being the youngest only 10 at this time (with a 12 and 14 year old brothers) well they slow up grabb me and start carrying dragging me as I am running and we hit the mud up to your waist in mud yuk we cant go back so we start swimming walking what ever work and then we hit the deep part 2ft away from the edge and we start sink ok no way we can get out so my bros to push me to the edge to save me real nice till you think about how I would have to face my parents. Get to the edge and start to pull my self out when I realize hey I can help them out by grabbing that root and they can get out so we start down that and we get out and lo and behold I would be the one to trip and fall backwards into the mud and just as I hit my old brother jerks me and hit me on the head for as he said "what kind of a stunt was that? Do you want to dy." we got out and never went back till they left because the stone was gone and they couldnt make enough from the clay being processed to tile to be worth it so they left.

moral: Spur of the moment can get you killed.
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Unread postAuthor: Pwnany » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:22 am

Here is some more dumb stuff I have done. I shall frase them as lessons.

Stamping out metho fire results in burning shoes.
Make sure home-made fireworks are buried solidly in the ground if it intends to shoot up.
When you going to blow stuff up in the middle of know where still check for people.
When doing pranks make sure you don't have a extremely have bag on you.
Don't ride your scooter down a hill with your eyes closed.
Don't get a reputation for doing pranks.
Flash powder is so much more powerful then you think!
Don't poke flash powder with a wire.
Don't pick-up a rocket engine which you just lit and think is out.
Pretty much anything will break a window.
Breaking a window with your body WILL cut you.
Don't poor a flammable liquid onto a fire.
Don't fill a mail box with aerosol then put a lit lighter where you put the mail.
Regarding ping pong ball smoke bombs, the smoke is flammable.
Don't test the sharpness of a blade by running your finger down the blade.
Teachers know your hand writing.
Peer Pressure+Alcohol=Bad
Microwave+almost anything=Bad.
Before doing Pranks involving flour... Search for Fuel Air Explosions on google.
Duct Tape+Your moustache when your 13= Bad

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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:18 am

well i got a new one which ill add to your "lessons". Don't make 10 gallons of napalm and then try to disperse it with a 200 gram flash powder charge and then set it off in front of the neaghbor you hate who lives next to a cop who had just moved in with out my knowledge. fortunantly there was snow so i didn't set my enitre neighborhood on fire, just blew out my neighbor's and cop's windows on their cars and have the cars be burned into black shells of there former selves. fortuanntly the cop was part of a gang unit so they figured it was another gang trying to get even or something.
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Unread postAuthor: SpudBlaster15 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:38 pm

You set off 200 grams of flash powder in a residential area? :shock: 10 gallons of napalm? :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: pyromanic13 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:39 pm

Killjoy wrote:well i got a new one which ill add to your "lessons". Don't make 10 gallons of napalm and then try to disperse it with a 200 gram flash powder charge and then set it off in front of the neaghbor you hate who lives next to a cop who had just moved in with out my knowledge. fortunantly there was snow so i didn't set my enitre neighborhood on fire, just blew out my neighbor's and cop's windows on their cars and have the cars be burned into black shells of there former selves. fortuanntly the cop was part of a gang unit so they figured it was another gang trying to get even or something.


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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:43 am

bored+alcohal=stupidity but god was it f*ckin cool to watch that thing go off.
by the way the case is still open so calling shenagins wouldn't be very good for me lol.
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Unread postAuthor: SpudBlaster15 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:51 am

200 grams of well made flash powder is enough to completely demolish a small house... you are lucky nobody was killed.
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Unread postAuthor: Killjoy » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:08 am

yes i am aware of that. the point is though nobody was killed mainly because the neighbor wasn't home and neither was the cop, plus i and them live in a rather secluded area, do you think im that stupid? And anyways it wasn't that bad. the neighbors car (actually a van) had been sitting in the front lawn for almost 2 years and the cops car was a peice of sh*t saab that had been in an accendentt and had the back all crushed in.
hmm it seems that the friend i let write the story failed to mention those parts.
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