This is gonna sound really dumb but just stick a tampon up your nose. It actually works. It was in some movie my sister was watching and now my cousin always does it.
I hit this kid for talking crap to me and he started bleeding like crazy, so i got a tampon form this girl and told him to shove it shove up his nose to stop the bleeding, which he did. Of course everyone at the community center gym laughed at him (like 200 ppl), and he started crying, so he reported me and i got suspended, but it was worth it.
Back on topic, My aunt drinks probably about 15-20 diet dr peppers a day (since 1995 or so), and she formed a brain tumor which the doctor said was probabbly due to the aspartame (fake sugar) converting to formaldyhide in her body, and because she drank so much, her body couldn't process it and dispose of it. Course now she has eye cancer and a brain tumor, and still drinks the diet dr pepper, but this is only a theory mind you.