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Unread postAuthor: elitesniper » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:23 pm

super glue the keyhole to her front door :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: WOW!! » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:23 pm

Get some catnip and put it all over the outside of her house so this way some more cats will come over and then call the police on here about the cats.

Or you could just get some mustard gas...
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:24 pm

I think that cwazy is right, try the laser pointer, if she has that many cats, she must love them, so if you make her cats go crazy, she'll probably stop nagging you. She seems kind of like one of my neighbors, he knows that I'm not allowed to shoot any of my guns if the neighbors are out in their yards or if their dogs are outside, so whenever he hears my air compressor running he goes out in his backyard and looks over the fence at me. I figured out that the only way to get him to stop was to make him mad, so I do stupid little things to make him mad, like blowing a dog whistle in the middle of the night to make his dog bark. If you make her mad, then she'll probably stop nagging you (it could make it worse though).
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:24 pm

Next time the police are around complain to them that she is breeching your privacy and you feel that your human rights have been exposed by her and that she is causing problems by ringing the police non-stop.

Start calling the police for everything that she does that could be taken the wrong way. If she's feeding the cats, say you thought she put poison in their food and what not.

Haha JB weld her letter box shut and put it in her key holes :lol:

*cough* I mean don't JB weld her letetrbox and key holes *cough* :roll:
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:27 pm

elitesniper wrote:super glue the keyhole to her front door :lol:

lol, someone did that at my school for their senior prank, they went around the inside of the school and superglued all the locks on the classroom doors (almost 300 locks).
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Unread postAuthor: elitesniper » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:29 pm

kill her cats with a 100psi 7x mix hybrid :lol: ha jk, hey potatoflinger dog whistles really work? you can buy rotton fish and throw them all over her yard and the cats might eat it and theyl be all stinky :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:35 pm

elitesniper wrote: hey potatoflinger dog whistles really work?

I'm not sure exactly, I found a mp3 that said it played a pitch that only dogs can hear, so I tried it out on his dog in the middle of the night. It makes the dog bark, but I'm not sure if it's the noise that makes him bark, or if he knows that there's someone outside their house.
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Unread postAuthor: elitesniper » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:37 pm

oh thats cool whered you get the mp3 sound a wana try it on my nieghbors dogs :D
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:47 pm

I did a google search for "dog whistle mp3" (I'm pretty sure that's what it was).
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Unread postAuthor: FordGtMan » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:50 pm

Take some raw meat and crush up some asprin and mix it in real nice. Set it in her backyard. This will solve that cat problem of hers. Theres only one way to deal with her though. The answer to everything is BLACKMAIL. :lol: jk...

Edit: Nevermind about the asprin, every week put out some shrimp. those cats will be barfing out of their asses. I also still have some of that poisoned Iams catfood for sale if you want some of that... :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:52 pm

FordGtMan wrote:Take some raw meat and crush up some asprin and mix it in real nice. Set it in her backyard. This will solve that cat problem of hers. Theres only one way to deal with her though. The answer to everything is BLACKMAIL. :lol: jk...

NO! The answer is not killing her cats! Why kill her animals when they aren't the problem? You should really edit that post.

Edit: another thing you could do to her is fill her mailbox with Great Stuff (the expanding foam) :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: Hailfire753 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:59 pm

Following up on the laser idea.
What color are her cats? Some Black? Good. BURN! Or.... if you are cheap, make one.

Also, for spying, try this.

For other anti-neighbor stuff, rotteneggs.com is an ok resource, if you can wade through the crap ideas and flames.
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Unread postAuthor: noob of noobs » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:02 pm

Through all this vandalism, hatred, animal killing, etc. what are we hoping to accomplish hear? I mean sure, gluing keyholes would be fun and stuff (I'm not sure about shooting animals however...) but would that really make her leave?
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:04 pm

potatoflinger wrote:I did a google search for "dog whistle mp3" (I'm pretty sure that's what it was).


Well I did find a <A HREF="http://blog.advoor.net/2007/08/28/dog-whistle/">Dog Whistling</a> :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: potatoflinger » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:04 pm

noob of noobs wrote:Through all this vandalism, hatred, animal killing, etc. what are we hoping to accomplish hear? I mean sure, gluing keyholes would be fun and stuff (I'm not sure about shooting animals however...) but would that really make her leave?

I don't think he's trying to make her leave, but make her stop nagging him about everything.

Edit: MrC, I don't think that was the one :lol:
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