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Unread postAuthor: Fnord » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:05 pm

1. Get a rottweiler
2. Open her door
3. Release
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Unread postAuthor: Hailfire753 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:08 pm

Well, I say forget the vandalism and killing, joke or no. Make it clear that you think she is a hag, and you hate how she watches you. Subtile revenge- the huh-what-are-you-talking-about type.

If what you are doing is legal, and she hates it, do it in excess, as close to her property as possible.
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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm

I'll try and stay by the law, I don't want to end up in juvie with some of my chums.I got a powerful laser,but that would only make it worse...I think I'll just complain on her breaching my privacy rights etc if it gets bad.
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Unread postAuthor: elitesniper » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:19 pm

make her think her house is haunted :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: mtronic » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:29 pm

super glue the keyhole to her front door

better still, shove a heap of solder in her lock n melt it with a blow torch.

collect heaps of feathers and then through them into her yard, take incriminating photos and call wires?

I found out once that my old neighbours used to call our cat into their yard and then kick it :evil: I caught the guy doing once and came close to snatching the life out of him, needless to say they dont live next door anymore, I think they value their lives.


a few things from nsw domestic pet laws

# Cats that wander can cause nuisance to your neighbours by defecating in their gardens, spraying and fighting. A $75 on the spot fine applies to cats that are not contained to their own properties. Your cat may also be impounded.

# Desex your cat at an early age. Desexing will ensure male cats do not spray or fight.
# Ensure your cat is kept contained to your property at all times.
# Identify your cat with a collar and tag, or a microchip.
# Provide clean, fresh water at all times.

if she has violated any of these it may shut her up when the RSPCA shows up on her door step. The other alternative is to hire a "professional" to make her disappear........JK :P
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Unread postAuthor: elitesniper » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:41 pm

make her think her house is haunted she might move out :lol: just a thought though :D
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:46 pm

mtronic wrote:The other alternative is to hire a "professional" to make her disappear........JK :P


:idea: I'll call Jean Reno and Natalie Portman, someone wire $5000 to RNA and 'Léon and Matilda' should be there shortly, oh wait... :roll:
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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:14 am

I can work it out for $2500 :wink: professionally.

She has her whole backyard contained,with wire mesh over the top,the cats don't wander around.She already accused my father of shooting one of her cats when she just moved in before she had the whole house covered in steel mesh,needless to say he told to go **** herself so we didn't get off on a good start.

It's not so much the annoying cats or other things,it's just that I would like to be able to shoot my guns without having the cops showing up on my door step every time.Even if they did show up I would ask them to show there search warrant.How she has been keeping a diary of things is what is really scaring me,there could be some very incriminating things,true or not they still are a cause of problems.

Ohh she also has a hate for teenagers,I'm not sure maybe she thought her kids were never teenagers.

It's really pissing me off,I want to shoot my ballistic gel blocks..I have a 27 liter sized block waiting for some high velocity golfballs.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:28 am

Sit in a tree or a really obvious place when she can see you and pretend to write stuff down about her :lol:

Not much you can do about the guns apart from make her believe they're legal or just do it out of sight. And start reporting things to the cops that she does.

try to get your parents to confront her as well.
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Unread postAuthor: LikimysCrotchus5 » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:37 am

I can tell she hates teenagers :roll:

But i dont think i really have much input because they already put most it in. But i think your best option is to watch out for yourself and make sure shes not watching if. If you catch her watching you, snap a pic. That is incriminating evidence to her for disturbing your right for your own privacy.

I think he diary goes something like this

12/31/07 11:50 pm

"It seems that they are having a New Years Eve party eh? Well i better call the cops on him because he is disturbing my peace with his loud music. I gotta go to bed to make sure i wake up before him to see what he is doing tomorrow. Its almost 12:00 in the morning, he should not be having a party this late at night. 911 (or whatever your emergency number is) "I'd like to report a party at this hour"
Cop: "It's New Years Eve".
Cat Lady: "So"?

...............

Kind of imagining it goin somethin like that :roll:
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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:42 am

Dad n Mum don't like going anywere near her,what part of Crazy Cat lady didn't get across...She is insane she puts her cats over anything else...Her husband doesn't stay with her because she doesn't like him being to close to them so she makes him live some were else, not joking.Thats why she moved next door to be with her cats and no one else.

Ohh don't worry I'm going to do the exact same thing back,get out my diary write stuff down when ever she is and possibly get footage of her doing her peeping,so I got proof of her invading my privacy.

Wait till I get my motorbike,mmmm a nice 650cc reving out to 18,000rpm next door all the time,sports exhaust,really piss her off.
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:46 am

Haha I got a real evil smile on my face when I read that part about the motor bike :D

Maybe she does with her cats what NZ farmers do with their sheep :lol:

She reminds me of the cat lady of The Simpsons...
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Unread postAuthor: rna_duelers » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:57 am

Haha and she wears clothes that look like hers,except she has no hair.

Problem with the motorbike is I will have to get exhaust restriciton for it :evil: so it doesn't exceed power levels on my L's...So only be able to have it reving off it's head loudly for a few weeks,ohh and what the hell when the wind is going in the right direction I'll let her have a taste of vapourised rubber hehehe this is going to be fun.

I'm just going to have to live with it and shoot out at my friend places out of town.
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Unread postAuthor: seudo411 » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:58 am

Ok here's what you do, i have a similar problem, except my neighbors complain about my music, so this is what you do, go round to them and be as polite as possible and complain about all kinds of petty things, i.e cats making a noise, etc, then try to come to a decent compromise, hint hint, where you can do what you please and you won't complain about what you do , so in turn become the what she is now, and she'll get so fed up that she'll give up the old hag act...
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Unread postAuthor: MrCrowley » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:59 am

She has no hair? :lol:
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