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Unread postAuthor: john bunsenburner » Wed May 27, 2009 4:08 pm

YMBASI You have long discussions with you science teachers at random points during the lesson that either lead them to stand up and get a text book or them to tell you to shut up while they try to explain the the class what you said without confusing them(then failing miserably and telling you to take over while they go fetch a coffee)[partly true, i have taken over the science class a few times but not while the teacher was getting coffee].
YMBASI you phone up a sex shop asking where they get their dildoes to then phone the company asking about their plastic to then order a rod on nylon from a place called Vibraplast to make your piston(TRUE).
YMBASI your friends come to your house with a few airsoft guns and ask for al kinds of mods which you then preform within 5mins and leave your friends stunned in the garage(TRUE)
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Unread postAuthor: Lentamentalisk » Wed May 27, 2009 10:29 pm

the correct term is YMBASI (You Might Be A Spudgunner If) Read the title.
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Unread postAuthor: thedeathofall » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:44 am

You might be a spudgunner if...

you have memorized the inner and outer diameters of at least 4 sizes of pvc pipe, and 6 sizes of copper.
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Unread postAuthor: Molybdenum » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:44 pm

You might be a spudgunner if:
- You have participated in one or more contests that judge mainly on range, design ingenuity ect
- you can calculate to within 10m the range of a spudgun before you even build it
-when someone says "prius" your train of thought goes prius = hybrid = gun and then begin designing something in your head
- you have left a youtube comment along the lines of "this is not physically possible because..."
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Molybdenum wrote:when someone says "prius" your train of thought goes prius = hybrid = gun and then begin designing something in your head


Actually, a true spudgunner would think along these lines...

:D :D :D
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Unread postAuthor: THUNDERLORD » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:40 pm

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Actually, a true spudgunner would think along these lines...

:D :D :D


hAHaHAHA!!! :lol: I got no speakers now and it was still cool.
My favorite movie .50 BMG scenes were "Smoking Aces" And "Rambo pt.4" On the Hulk Hogan show, he was shooting one and even he said something like"Holy crap it's like lighting a big firecracker in your face!!!"

OK YMBASI: You might consider (for a second) dating a fanatic muslim girl so she won't get so mad if you blow yourself up. (might like you more even like a martyr). :P

YMBASI: You own a harley davidson but your whole workbench to work on it is covered/filled with spudgun parts. :roll:

YMBASI: You're on a date and thinking of spud components, and she goes,"Are you thinking of another woman?...Or is it Beer"...
Then you say either "No honey, just machine parts I'm engineering that I might make some Money off of for us one day."
OR,"I just feel sometimes that The time we most connect is when we Aren't talking" :roll: 8)
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:11 pm

Thunderlord, this forum is meant to be kept clear of any religious commentary.
I'm sure it would be appreciated if you'd remove that particular comment.
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Unread postAuthor: theBOOM » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:12 pm

You might be a spudgunner if your dad or mom finds a random piece of pipe around the house and asks you if you want it :D
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Unread postAuthor: Ragnarok » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:14 pm

theBOOM wrote:You might be a spudgunner if your dad or mom finds a random piece of pipe around the house and asks you if you want it.

No, that's not it. It's if they find a piece of random pipe around the house and then automatically assume it's yours.
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Unread postAuthor: theBOOM » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:18 pm

HAHA well im still a beginner so I dont have to much of a mess yet :S
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Unread postAuthor: PaulsAirsoftArmory » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:48 pm

I read up to page 5, so these may have already been mentioned:

YMBASI you sleep with one or more of your spudguns

YMBASI you have ever shot a potato across town lines (I have from about 1/2 city block away)
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Unread postAuthor: twizi » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:56 pm

ymbasi when you die you order extra casket for your spud guns

ymbasi if you have a three some with your wife and your hybrid
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dont play with airsofter with 1000$ gun and play with a 5 dollar pair of glasses
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Unread postAuthor: nibbler125 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:50 pm

you might be a spud gunner when you have potatos growing in youre garden and you call them "ammo trees"
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Unread postAuthor: POLAND_SPUD » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:08 am

you might be a spud gunner when you have potatos growing in youre garden and you call them "ammo trees"
trees....?
Are you 100% sure you know how potatoes are grown? :shock:
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Unread postAuthor: Technician1002 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:47 am

YMBASI if you try to put a spud over both goalposts at the football field from the parking lot.
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