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Unread postAuthor: spanerman » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 am

id say just fill it with water and blast it :P
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Unread postAuthor: ShowNoMercy » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:51 am

Give it a parachute and shoot it out of cannon and then use it as a clay pigeon? While being filled with gasoline of course and your shooting something flammable.
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Unread postAuthor: pyromaniac » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:02 am

At night shoot the lawn gnome at all of their other lawn gnomes. that would be a kick ass lawn gnomesplosion
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:24 pm

spanerman wrote:id say just fill it with water and blast it :P


water? nay, red paint!
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Unread postAuthor: zeigs spud » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:30 pm

thermite....line the inside with that and stand back, or just fill with some gas get a prolonged fuse and an open feild.
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Unread postAuthor: mopherman » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:35 pm

I say you should shotgun blast it with like 10 marbles. Also fill it with red paint.
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Unread postAuthor: SpudBlaster15 » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:37 pm

SpudBlaster15 wrote:Flash Powder anyone?


Actually, I have a better idea. Drill 2 small holes in the side of it, and use an oxy/fuel torch to fill the gnome with a stoichiometric mixture of oxygen and a fuel. Then, cover one of the holes with tape, insert a fuse into the remaining hole, and ignite it. Should be quite spectacular. :lol:
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Unread postAuthor: jackssmirkingrevenge » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:39 pm

SpudBlaster15 wrote:Should be quite spectacular. :lol:


If the remaining hole is in the gnomes posterior, should be quite amusing too :D
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Unread postAuthor: Velocity » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:09 pm

I don't know why, but if I had a garden gnome, I would want to curb stomp it... it wouldn't be destructive or incredible... but it would be satisfying :lol:

Thermite would be kinda dumb; it wouldn't look any cooler than using thermite on anything else. Shooting it out of a cannon would be cool, but I think shooting at is would be even better.

Since I don't think you have any large bore spudguns, why not just use the S400? A BB shotgun load would be sweet
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Unread postAuthor: LosBuenos » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:27 pm

if i had a lawn gnome i'd just throw it at my firends , but a tiny body bag would be the coolest... :)
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:45 pm

Did you at least leave a ransome note?
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Unread postAuthor: Flying_Salt » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:54 pm

Silly people with silly ideas...

Throw it across a border with fake money and a fake passport and see what the police do about the illegal garden gnome. Do they leave it there or take it as a bomb threat?

Make a stop motion movie of a teddy bear "sacrificing" it with a knife and make sure to fill it with red paint first. (Gross yeah lol)
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Unread postAuthor: VH_man » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:07 pm

i say launch it out of a potato cannon with a high-speed camera filming it. just catch the gnomes flight/destruction in High-quality slomo........ its always cool to see things fall apart in slomo.....
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Unread postAuthor: jrrdw » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:26 pm

Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.
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Unread postAuthor: mopherman » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:37 pm

jrrdw wrote:Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.

well, we obviously(sp) we cant make him give it back. So why not at least make his wrongdoing educational? and realy cool
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