ok, ive got it. a guy is walking along with a baseball bat, and a potato launcher. he decides to have some fun, so he goes to load up the launcher, using the bat as a ramrod. however, the bat is too short, so he throws it away into the night (and accidentally, yet solidly, thumps someone) he then shoots his cannon up into the air, but due to an improbability feild the potato falls on the ground next to his accidental victim.
Hahaha, youre awesome A-98. Definite CSI material there, you should phone them with it you know!