by ryanpowell167 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:59 pm
Yea, we have in school cops and a private company that comes in and does car and room sniffs with their dogs.
Heres what happens to me. So they call me to the office...They take me to my truck saying they found slingshot ammo sitting in my cupholder(used for mini piston cannon ROFL). Apparently they have grounds for search when they see amunition. I later found out that it is VERY illegal for the school to do this kind of search but since i enrolled they made me sign a shool policy where they can expell me if i dont let them search. Its BULLSHIT i know!
They end up searching my truck. Before they do, both principal and assistant end up asking me if i have illicit drugs in my truck(im not that type of person at all). Im going through all the little details because the experience was funny! When the guy climbs in my pickup, hes a short dude and i have a 4x4 pickup so he crawls up with his hands and knees and leans on the horn for a solid 5 seconds. By then all the people in school are looking out the window...So i have a crowbar on my passenger seat. I used it to remove a rusted on trailer tire the day before, forgot it was there. He tells me it shouldnt be in my immediate reach. So all he does is sit it behind my frekin seat, what an idiot! Next they find a slingshot that i had been looking for for like 3 months, and i told em, "thanks ive been looking for that!" Kinda made ASSistant principal grin...
Well apperantly since i had ammo and the slingshot that is bad(it was a complete accident). Well, they go through my console and find a Bic lighter, i dont smoke and who knows when you need one? So the drug dog guy says, "usually we dont confiscate these butane ignition devices unless it has some substances like tobacco with it or something, do you still want to confiscate it Mr. Mcneil?" He tells him to take it still!
So after were done the drug dog guy starts asking me if i need to go to a counselor to talk about why i might be carrying a crow bar in my front seat...
Nedless to say, my dad was PISSED OFF when i told him what they asked me. My dad is a VERY respected indivdual and knew the two princiapls very well. My dad went and chewed em out about how thye shouldnt be asking me that.
All they required was him to go pick up the contraband and i get it back with no punishment! Whats funny is i miss 3rd hour and when i go to 4th everyone was like,"dude what were they doing to your truck and why was the horn honking?!?!" So i got to explain what happened and didnt do anything in 4th.
That was a GREAT day. Best thing is, the principals dont talk to me anymore! My mom and dad said to call them to be my witness if they ever do it again.
Im set for school now!
Sorry for the sever hijack.....