ok, a guy walks into a gunshop and sais "i need a new scope for my rifle" the gun shop owner said " ok, we just got this new line of scopes in" he hands him a scope and saise to look though the window and see if he can see the gunshop owners house down the road, he looks through the scope and sais "is there ment to be a naked man and woman running around in your bed room" the gunshop owner snatches the scope and looks through, then he startes screwing the scope onto a gun, he hands the man two bullets, and sais " if you can blow the mans wang off and the ladies head off i will give you the scope for free" the man starts lining up and pauses, he looks at the gun shop owner, and sais " what if i can do it in one"
i herd one simulare to this
two friend on a golf coures on the 8th hole, the first man notices his friend has a brief case with him,
whts in there he says,
its my tools replies his firend im a hit man,
na says the 1st man, now way,
ok ill show you, as he opens the brief case and puts together a sniper rifle,
wow says the first man, do you mind if i have a hold,
no go on says the no apparent hit man,
so the guy takes the rifle and looks through the sights,
hey i can see my house lol and hey look theres my wife lol she's naked hahaha o wait thats the milkma..... and they........ dirty bitch, says the guy,
how much do you charge? the man says,
£5000 a shot says the hitman,
right says the man, ill have two, i want you to shoot him in the willy and here in the head,
ok says the hit man, as he loads to shots, and takes aim.
the end of the rifle is goin up and down, up and down, up and down, and after a few minutes the man says whats taking so long,
the hitman replies sshhhhh hold on im trying to save you £5000
i dont know if thats a better story but i think its funny as hell lol