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rl93 don't be a tight ass! If you have ever watched carlos mencia you would know that everything is fair game! You just have to have a sense of humor!

if being a christian is being a tight ass then i have the tightest ass in the world.

i have a sense of humor i just dont see why you have to make fun of different races or religions too be funny

If you are complaining about these jokes then there must be some insecurity in your beliefs. If you are confident in what you believe in then there should be no worries.

Let me explain why race and religion are used in jokes. We all understand them. We know the differences. Most of the time we are not hurting the race/religion; we are merely poking some fun at them. ALL jokes and stereotypes are based on some truth. Don't you ever think for a second that people just pull stereotypes out of their ass. If it didn't actually happen then why in the hell would it be funny?

My suggestion to you: Figure out who you really are and what you believe in and don't let anyone else's crap get you down.

i am not inscure about my beliefs

your an idiot


my suggesions to you:Dont make fun of religions or different races

Gort your avatar perticularily scares me

I don't think that some religon jokes are really appropriate, but I'm fine with races jokes, I think jokes about whites are just as funny as ones about mexicans, blacks, anything....

LOL, I got some Aussie jokes for Demon

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

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A lad went to the Family Law Courts with his parents who were contesting who the boy would stay with after the separation. The judge asked the boy if he wanted to live with his mother. "No she beats me," he replied. The judge then asked the boy if he wanted to live with his father. "No, he beats me too," he said. The judge then asked the boy if he would like to live with his grandparents. "No, sometimes they beat me." Getting flustered, the judge asked the boy who he did want to live with. The boy said "The Sydney Swans, cause they don't beat anyone!"

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Q: Why does a frog have more lives than a cat?
A: Because they croak every night

rl93, I was VERY nice and gave you a good explanation of what is going on without insulting you. Never do that again or I will make your stay here a living hell.

And if I am willing to make fun of my own race/beliefs/habits/appearance then you damn well better believe I am not gonna treat other people different just because they aren't me. I am an equal opportunity asshole. Everybody gets a fair share of my shit including me.

No one here is being racist or showing any type of hate towards a religion. Go whine about your insecurities elsewhere.

YEAH, Gort, you tell him. and rl93, you're being kind of a bitch

Hey,has rl93 actually submitted anything that adds to the website. Isn't that the point of posting??

F@CK you frog POS, im an aussie.

come on, thats not necesary, its all in good humor, plus, arent we all ganging up on rl93?

OK, sorry frogy.

lol, i just checked rl93's posts, one gun he made, and thats basically it, nothing constructive at all... and most of his posts are 10 letters and under...

yeah, and the one gun that he has is a 3/4" mini, but hey there are people who have contributed absoloutley nothing to this site, like saladtosser
EDIT: lol you should have seen the look on your face im just kidding buddy

yeah,salad's contributed plenty. I know you were kidding beebs111,but still.


oops,this post contributed nothing,I guess I dont have much room to speak now.

ooo i just thought of 2 cool religion jokes. nothing against god.

1

one day jesus and satan were arguing about who was better at a computer. God got tired of all the bickering so he said,"ENOUGH. now i will hold a contest on who is better."
so jesus and satan got right to work
they did faxing
emailing
printing
searching
filing
etc.

almost every known job

jesus work with heavenly effeciancy
and satan worked faster than hell
a streak of lightning goes thru the sky and the power goes out
satan is frusterated and screams every cuss word know to man
and jesus take a big sigh.
then the power came bak on and satan is working very fast. he worked so fast the his key board started a fire.
jesus just sat bak and watched the papers print.
satan sais thats not fair he cheated.
God sais "jesus saves"

i liked that one

2

ok there once was this little boy. he was VERY bad a math.
his parents tried everything to help him

tutors
online help
references
new schools
etc.

then the parents of the little boy went to the lest resort and sent him to a private school. the very next day the little boy went straight home after school and went right up stairs and went to work.
without ever giving his mother a kiss or hello. this behavios goes out through the quarter and then after he gets his report card he tosses it to his mom, then goes up stairs to study some more. his mother cant hold any more curiosity so she barges into his room and asks why he is studing so hard. he sais" when i saw that guy nailed to the + sign, i new they werent joking."


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i found thees funny the first time i read them hope you do too