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Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:02 pm
Author: Talk
please delete, thanks

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Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:10 pm
Author: jakethebeast
I was at my friends place for few drinks when i heard he tapes car's... Long story short he pulled this sticker out of a drawer and 5 minutes later it was on my car :D

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Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:48 pm
Author: jackssmirkingrevenge

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Unread postPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:55 pm
Author: jakethebeast
Maybe not a "fan" but can't deny that it's a damn fine song!

I'm more to Stam1na and TK (not the one you find as TK on youtube though) :D

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Unread postPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:39 am
Author: mark.f
Any opinion at all towards this template/layout? Looking to put my website back up, it's all OO php using mysql for storage and Smarty for templating...

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Unread postPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:41 am
Author: jackssmirkingrevenge
Looks a bit... plain, and not in a modern minimalist sort of way.

edit: sacred copulating excrement!



edit 2: shoppws but LOLOL

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:46 pm
Author: velocity3x
I went to Los Algodones, Mexico today. It's a microscopic border town located at the southwest corner of Arizona. The town is saturated with Dentists, Pharmacies and street vendors. Just before entering a Pharmacy, one of the street vendors latched onto me, attempting to sell me everything from leather watch bands and belts to boots. When he finally realized that I wasn't interested in his leather products he said....."How about a JUNG girl? She is JUNG and KLEEEEN!" I thought I'd have some fun with the guy so I asked......"How JUNG is she?" He replied, "39".
Damn....Just how old do I look?

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:02 pm
Author: Labtecpower
Some simple fun :D


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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:03 pm
Author: jackssmirkingrevenge
:D

Are you sure he didn't say "Thirteen aaaaaiiiii!"

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:25 pm
Author: jrrdw
I always wondered what gasoline would do in a microwave?????????? This is the microwave request thread? Correct??? :D

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:28 pm
Author: Labtecpower
Just give suggestions and i'll try it out :D

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:37 pm
Author: dart guy
paint grenades, batterys, small tv lightbulbs, jsr's shotgun rounds in a coppershell(using gunpowder, also aim at the top) an antfarm, and a golfball,not neccisarily in that order.

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:48 pm
Author: POLAND_SPUD
Some simple fun
Yay
having fun, doing science and sterilizing yourself all the same time... seems you were having a good time :D

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Unread postPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:27 pm
Author: jrrdw
dart guy wrote:paint grenades, batterys, small tv lightbulbs, jsr's shotgun rounds in a coppershell(using gunpowder, also aim at the top) an antfarm, and a golfball,not neccisarily in that order.


MURDERER!

Be real careful what you're posting...

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Unread postPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:53 am
Author: jackssmirkingrevenge
hehehe: http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles ... ylor-swift

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They call it a pap "smear" because no woman would ever visit a doctor for a "çunt scrap" :roll: