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Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:07 am
by Labtecpower
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Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:28 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
Labtecpower wrote:Image
Reaction.

Good one though :)

Leafblower can!

edit: something small from sickipedia, something for the forum pedants to overanalyse and for the rest to chuckle nervously at :D
Why did God create women?

Because hopes and dreams won't crush themselves.

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:57 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
International problem solving hehehehe

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 80/aca.jpg

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Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:31 am
by POLAND_SPUD
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Lol I admire this guy's patience. If I were in his shoes, I would have tased her p##### repeatedly just because of her I am a girl I am above the law attitude

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:39 am
by Labtecpower
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:D

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:09 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
POLAND_SPUD wrote:If I were in his shoes, I would have tased her p##### repeatedly just because of her I am a girl I am above the law attitude
I have no doubt :)

His restraint is truly admirable, and I'm glad the response is overwhelmingly in this guy's favour.

Labtec, that was predictable but still good :D

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:39 am
by mark.f
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Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:56 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
Google confirmed on Friday that it had completed the acquisition of Boston Dynamics
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edit: looking at your animated gif with Wu Tang Clan playing in the background is highly amusing :D

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:41 am
by POLAND_SPUD
I have no doubt :)

His restraint is truly admirable, and I'm glad the response is overwhelmingly in this guy's favour.
It's just so annoying that many cases of supposed police brutality towards a woman turns out to be caused by her either kicking or grabbing their nuts or attacking them physically in other way. They're just so sure they can get away with it that they do it. Even if they get beaten afterwards they still win in the end as they press charges against police officers as soon as the media cover it.

Pretty much any girl can attack you for no apparent reason, get away with it and you're forked because the assumption will be that you must have attacked her or something
OMG it has begun :!:

Where's BTB when you need Terminator music in the background??

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:03 pm
by Talk
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Time to make our Spudguns and Pneumatic rifles a bit more powerfull in case we encounter one :idea:

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:50 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
POLAND_SPUD wrote:Pretty much any girl can attack you for no apparent reason, get away with it and you're forked because the assumption will be that you must have attacked her or something
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Time to make our Spudguns and Pneumatic rifles a bit more powerful in case we encounter one
They are powerful enough, what we need is better projectiles ;)

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:30 am
by jrrdw
Baby Words

A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:16 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
LOLOLOL! Good one :D

Tigga please...

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:58 am
by jrrdw
Ever wonder how to clean the back side of your computer screne? Hire this guy! :bounce:

Re: "Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:57 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
And old PVP comic but it sums up the season perfectly in my view :)