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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:09 pm
by Selador
jrrdw wrote:Lets keep it clean, no more sex jokes.
I was referring to his avatar.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:45 pm
by kjjohn
I got a Traxxas Rustler RC truck, pair of snowshoes, seasons 1 and 2 of 24 (the best show in the world), the Jason Bourne trilogy, and a new set of combination wrenches.

EDIT: Also got $50 worth of Gander Mountain gift cards and a Steven Hawking book.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:01 pm
by metalmeltr
what brand were the wrenches?
tool guy-im curious

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:47 pm
by more_eggs
I got the new apple tv, a couple polo shirts, a new jacket assassins creed the brother hood and 800 bucks... thats from my dad. More to come from my mom tomorrow...
The polo shirts explain everything....

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:41 pm
by LovableAirGuns
well i got money, lollies, t shirts, adjustable wrenches and some new shoes and also putting some new tin on shed to do all my work in :D

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:16 pm
by Mr.Sandman
A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:23 pm
by ramses
lollies
Good thing JSR isn't here, or in his drunken (or not) state, he might link to the encyclopedia dramatica page for pedobear... I'll fill in for him by mentioning that, but I won't actually post the link. (There was moderating the last time that site was linked to)

My parents got me some assorted stuff, as well as some cash wrapped in toilet paper. I guess that's fair, considering I had no idea what to ask for.

No girlfriend, so no condoms. :(

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:25 pm
by Selador
Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
How long did it take her to make the bench ?

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:29 pm
by Ragnarok
I got told that my grandmother is in hospital with a serious infection and may well not make it to the end of the year. Yay, festive spirit!

And then I spent the day making bad references to Bladerunner, watching kids' films and writing about a very old woman who happens to have a tail.
jrrdw wrote:Something something something... more sex jokes.
More sex jokes? Right then...

q: What happens to a [redacted] when it [redacted] with a [redacted] [redacted]?
A: Your [redacted].

I wonder if that'll get past the word filter.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:31 pm
by Mr.Sandman
Selador wrote:
Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
How long did it take her to make the bench ?
You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:36 pm
by more_eggs
You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?
Hahahahahha gold[/quote]

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:42 pm
by Selador
Mr.Sandman wrote:
Selador wrote:
Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
How long did it take her to make the bench ?
You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?
I realize that a joke is supposed to be funny.

But I guess they aren't always...

:wink:

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:47 pm
by ramses
Mr.Sandman wrote:
Selador wrote:
Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
How long did it take her to make the bench ?
You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?
It's okay; I had to google it, too. :oops:

Rag, that's too bad about your grandmother.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:00 pm
by Mr.Sandman
Selador wrote:
Mr.Sandman wrote:
Selador wrote:
How long did it take her to make the bench ?
You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?
I realize that a joke is supposed to be funny.

But I guess they aren't always...

:wink:
Yeah, but I'm sure these people still dont get the hint... Cough Cough.

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:01 pm
by Selador
Ragnarok wrote:I got told that my grandmother is in hospital with a serious infection and may well not make it to the end of the year. Yay, festive spirit!
I'm sorry to hear about your gran.

:cry: