Jokes That MAKE FUN OF RELIGION OR RACE
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:31 pm
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The rest of us find it funny!
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Jokes That MAKE FUN OF RELIGION OR RACE
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:37 pm
*Rules*
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:42 pm
My favorite part is the Moderator section at the bottom. 
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:47 pm
Lucky Gort. 
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:18 pm
no offence to anybody, but i gonna try pissing rl93 off
oh and don't be tempted to actually read
i googled up extremely racist jokes
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The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.
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When Mrs. Ghandi went to Moscow, Khrushchev took her for a tour of the city in his limo. Recalling his visit to India, He started giving her a hard time about the sanitary conditions there.
"When I was in Delhi, I saw human excrement lying everywhere."
Poor Mrs. Ghandi was terribly embarrassed, but only for a moment, because just ahead was a man sitting on his heels, shitting on the side of the road. She pointed this out.
Khrushchev was livid and didn't hesitate: "Driver, get out immediately and shoot that man!"
The driver got out, walked up to the man with his gun drawn, spoke briefly, and then returned to the car.
"Sir, I can't shoot that man, he's the Indian ambassador."
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How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?
She could taste the blood on her son's penis.
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A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner. Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face. Gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body. The guy gets more and more excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells "Sister, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you. Can we get together some time?"
The nun leaves the bus in a huff.
Later as the guy is about to leave the bus himself, the bus driver asks the guy if he was the one who was bothering the nun. The guy again apologizes, explaining once again that he seldom did this sort of thing, but the bus driver says: "No, don't apologize, I was checking her out myself. In fact, let me do you a favour. Did you see where she got off? There's a little park there, and every day she goes there to pray at the same time. Go there tomorrow, and maybe....."
The guy thanks him and leaves.
Sure enough, the guy goes to the park and there's the little nun in a secluded spot by some trees. He goes off into the bushes, and comes back a few minutes later in a long white robe, a long blond wig with beard and a crown of thorns. The nun is flabbergasted, and asks what she can do for him. He says that every couple of thousand years, he likes to come back to earth to get laid. The nun says that she'd love to help him, but that she was on her period, and would the back door be OK?
He says fine, and they commence their activities.
A few minutes into it, he is suddenly overcome with a blast of guilt, and says, panting, "Sister, I have to tell you something. I'm not really Jesus, I'm actually the guy who was annoying you on the bus yesterday.
The nun says, "Oh, that's OK. In fact, I'm not really a nun. I'm actually the bus driver."
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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
Free ham.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A: A spec.
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a fuck?
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A: A rake.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban?
A: Aq-tip.
Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)
A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.
Q: Why do they put shit around the church at a packy wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Q:Whats the difference between a pakie & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket.
Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.
Q:What do you call a pakie with two wooden legs?
A:A waste of wood.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?
A: A chocolate drop.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
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Q: How do you get 100 ethiopians into a phone box?
A: Throw a tin of beans in.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Run past with a tin opener.
Q: Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Helps for better aiming.
Q: What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumband blind girl?
A: Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: How did the Grand Canyon get there?
A: Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
Q: How do you kill a redneck?
A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.
Q: How do you kill 100 Ethiopians?
A: Throw a Biscuit off a clif.
Q: What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her on the phone.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A:"I feel like a kid again."
Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing you already done told her twice.
Q: Why could Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit Floats.
Q: What do you get wne you cross a black man and a mexican.
A: A person who's too lazy to steal.
Q: (hold hands out like a crucifiction) What's this?
A: A really bad way to spend easter
Q: What was good about the million man march?
A: Only three people missed work.
Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks?
A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?
A: Flip it upside-down.
Q: What do you call a blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Snickers.
Q: What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
Q: What do you call a black and a white girl in a sleeping bag?
A: Rape.
Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman.
Q: Why are KFC and a woman the same?
A: When you're done eating them all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
A: Move the trash cans to the front.
Q: Why did God give women three more brain cells than cows?
A: So they don't shit on the floor while doing the dishes.
Q: Why is tylenol white and not black?
A: It works.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Because air is free.
Q: Why do Black people have sex doggy style?
A: So they can both watch Soul Train!
Q: What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottel.
Q: Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman
Q: How's a packie keep the flies off her food?
A: Opens her legs.
Q: What is a nickname for a chinese person?
A: Sleepwalker.
Q: How can you tell when an Etiopian is pregnant
A: Her tampon is half eaten
Q: Do you wanna hear a joke?
A: Women's Rights.
Q: Whats the new definition for mass confusion?
A: Fathers day in harlem.
Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it
Q: Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
A: There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn?
A: A REFRIED BEAN
Q: What do you call a white Orgy?
A: A snowball
Q: What do you call a Black Orgy?
A: Mud Wrestling
Q: What do you call a Mexican Orgy?
A: FAMILY REUNION!
Q: Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem?
A: They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They dont fucking listen
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit
Q: What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: Whats black and drips down the window?
A: Coondensation
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
A: An avalance.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
A: A mudslide
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
A: A jailbreak
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A:Because theres a little bit of good in everyone!
Im not racist i have a color tv.
Q: Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other
Q: What do Ethiopeians use for deoderant?
A: Chapstick
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.
Q: Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
A: Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!
Q: What do black people get when they pick thier nose?
A: Noogers!!
Q: Have you heard about the new car designed by the Jews?
A: It stops on a dime and then picks it up
Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinco.
Q: How many irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, one to hold it in place and the other to drink intill the room spins.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: How do you know if an italian has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is knocked over and your dog is preagnent.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
Q: What is the difference between a Russian and a bag of shit?
A: Nothing
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.
Q: What did Hitler Give his Daughter for Christmas?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got his gas bill.
Q: What do fags call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps"
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?
A: You get your watch stolen.
Q: Whats long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman going to a deli?
A: Batman can go to a Deli without Robin!
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio' s face and said "lie to me!"
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: Ared headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altarboy.
Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand?
A: A spicket fence.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a swimming pool?
A: Bean dip.
Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Slap her.
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i googled up extremely racist jokes
mods delete if you wanna
oh and don't be tempted to actually read
i googled up extremely racist jokes
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The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.
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When Mrs. Ghandi went to Moscow, Khrushchev took her for a tour of the city in his limo. Recalling his visit to India, He started giving her a hard time about the sanitary conditions there.
"When I was in Delhi, I saw human excrement lying everywhere."
Poor Mrs. Ghandi was terribly embarrassed, but only for a moment, because just ahead was a man sitting on his heels, shitting on the side of the road. She pointed this out.
Khrushchev was livid and didn't hesitate: "Driver, get out immediately and shoot that man!"
The driver got out, walked up to the man with his gun drawn, spoke briefly, and then returned to the car.
"Sir, I can't shoot that man, he's the Indian ambassador."
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How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?
She could taste the blood on her son's penis.
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A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner. Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face. Gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body. The guy gets more and more excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells "Sister, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you. Can we get together some time?"
The nun leaves the bus in a huff.
Later as the guy is about to leave the bus himself, the bus driver asks the guy if he was the one who was bothering the nun. The guy again apologizes, explaining once again that he seldom did this sort of thing, but the bus driver says: "No, don't apologize, I was checking her out myself. In fact, let me do you a favour. Did you see where she got off? There's a little park there, and every day she goes there to pray at the same time. Go there tomorrow, and maybe....."
The guy thanks him and leaves.
Sure enough, the guy goes to the park and there's the little nun in a secluded spot by some trees. He goes off into the bushes, and comes back a few minutes later in a long white robe, a long blond wig with beard and a crown of thorns. The nun is flabbergasted, and asks what she can do for him. He says that every couple of thousand years, he likes to come back to earth to get laid. The nun says that she'd love to help him, but that she was on her period, and would the back door be OK?
He says fine, and they commence their activities.
A few minutes into it, he is suddenly overcome with a blast of guilt, and says, panting, "Sister, I have to tell you something. I'm not really Jesus, I'm actually the guy who was annoying you on the bus yesterday.
The nun says, "Oh, that's OK. In fact, I'm not really a nun. I'm actually the bus driver."
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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
Free ham.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.
Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A: A spec.
Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a fuck?
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A: A rake.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban?
A: Aq-tip.
Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)
A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.
Q: Why do they put shit around the church at a packy wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Q:Whats the difference between a pakie & a bucket of shit?
A:The bucket.
Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.
Q:What do you call a pakie with two wooden legs?
A:A waste of wood.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian jumping off a cliff?
A: A chocolate drop.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
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Q: How do you get 100 ethiopians into a phone box?
A: Throw a tin of beans in.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Run past with a tin opener.
Q: Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Helps for better aiming.
Q: What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumband blind girl?
A: Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: How did the Grand Canyon get there?
A: Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
Q: How do you kill a redneck?
A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.
Q: How do you kill 100 Ethiopians?
A: Throw a Biscuit off a clif.
Q: What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her on the phone.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A:"I feel like a kid again."
Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing you already done told her twice.
Q: Why could Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit Floats.
Q: What do you get wne you cross a black man and a mexican.
A: A person who's too lazy to steal.
Q: (hold hands out like a crucifiction) What's this?
A: A really bad way to spend easter
Q: What was good about the million man march?
A: Only three people missed work.
Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks?
A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?
A: Flip it upside-down.
Q: What do you call a blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Snickers.
Q: What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
Q: What do you call a black and a white girl in a sleeping bag?
A: Rape.
Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman.
Q: Why are KFC and a woman the same?
A: When you're done eating them all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
A: Move the trash cans to the front.
Q: Why did God give women three more brain cells than cows?
A: So they don't shit on the floor while doing the dishes.
Q: Why is tylenol white and not black?
A: It works.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Because air is free.
Q: Why do Black people have sex doggy style?
A: So they can both watch Soul Train!
Q: What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottel.
Q: Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman
Q: How's a packie keep the flies off her food?
A: Opens her legs.
Q: What is a nickname for a chinese person?
A: Sleepwalker.
Q: How can you tell when an Etiopian is pregnant
A: Her tampon is half eaten
Q: Do you wanna hear a joke?
A: Women's Rights.
Q: Whats the new definition for mass confusion?
A: Fathers day in harlem.
Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it
Q: Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
A: There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn?
A: A REFRIED BEAN
Q: What do you call a white Orgy?
A: A snowball
Q: What do you call a Black Orgy?
A: Mud Wrestling
Q: What do you call a Mexican Orgy?
A: FAMILY REUNION!
Q: Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem?
A: They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They dont fucking listen
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit
Q: What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: Whats black and drips down the window?
A: Coondensation
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
A: An avalance.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
A: A mudslide
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
A: A jailbreak
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A:Because theres a little bit of good in everyone!
Im not racist i have a color tv.
Q: Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other
Q: What do Ethiopeians use for deoderant?
A: Chapstick
Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.
Q: Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
A: Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!
Q: What do black people get when they pick thier nose?
A: Noogers!!
Q: Have you heard about the new car designed by the Jews?
A: It stops on a dime and then picks it up
Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinco.
Q: How many irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, one to hold it in place and the other to drink intill the room spins.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: How do you know if an italian has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is knocked over and your dog is preagnent.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
Q: What is the difference between a Russian and a bag of shit?
A: Nothing
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist?
A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.
Q: What did Hitler Give his Daughter for Christmas?
A: An easy bake oven.
Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got his gas bill.
Q: What do fags call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps"
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?
A: You get your watch stolen.
Q: Whats long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman going to a deli?
A: Batman can go to a Deli without Robin!
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio' s face and said "lie to me!"
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: Ared headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altarboy.
Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand?
A: A spicket fence.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a swimming pool?
A: Bean dip.
Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Slap her.
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