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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:58 am
by jrrdw
Well Killa. i think you've heard them all now. Except this one: Ask her if she's like a potato chip, then say free-to-lay! Get it. Dam thats funny stuff, belongs on the gong show!
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:51 pm
by PVC Arsenal 17
say "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!" ~Quagmire
And remember, it's OKAY to be a nerd!!
I saw a thing once where a nerd said "My computer runs on a Unix based OS, which means I have to reboot it about as often as I get laid."
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:00 pm
by spudmonkey
to the world u may be just another girl, but to me u are the world
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:32 am
by killagorrila99
THANKYOU SPUDMONKEY! seriously man i owe u a billion for that! hehehe! if u ever need any help, im here.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:05 pm
by frankrede
Dom wrote:MrCrowley wrote:
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
LADIES AND GENTLEMENS we got someone into anal sex in the room!
Who isn't?Guys girls whatever
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:57 pm
by OwThatsMyEye
WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:59 pm
by WOW!!
OwThatsMyEye wrote:WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.
Lmao
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:32 pm
by frankrede
OwThatsMyEye wrote:WTF, dude I really hope your kidding.
Thats how I roll.Lol
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:13 pm
by WOW!!
You ever relize that girls make you do stuff? my girl was over and she started bitchin that I was cheatin on here and after 5min of fighting imy phone was in my hand and for some reson she said you wont throw your phone at the wall, and for some reson I throw my phone at the wall and smashed it. lol it was wierd. Its that mental shit lol.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:55 pm
by dinsdale
ask her if she wants to come over for a pizza and a f**k,
when she slaps you say "what, don't you like pizza?"
say "thats a real nice shirt, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:42 pm
by MrCrowley
LOL i like that pizza one better
i might try that
jkz
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:49 pm
by VEGEMITEMODDER
Gee you have really started somthing here killa
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:29 am
by killagorrila99
haha i guess so. haha man we should keep this thread alive for ever and anyone thats having trouble with chicks can ask here! (yes we are REAL experts!)
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:53 am
by WOW!!
I said the pizza thing to her, she took hershirt off and said meabey and then bitched slaped me....lol.