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So I have this cousin that's 15 like me but she's mentally challenged. She has ADD/OCD and whatever else.

Anyway, she lives with my Grandma across the street from me. I go there after school a lot for lunch and stuff. Well, she might be handicapped but shes pretty damn smart and does everything she can to piss you off. Everyone takes her shlt but me. Shes always spilling stuff on the floor and breaking things and never gets punished. She says I did it and half the time everyone believes.

Like I said, I don't take her crap. She was bcithing about a spot I made on their front porch (wtf?...) She kept going on and on and started getting on my nerves so I threw a this little ball I found I at her. She retaliated with a pair of scissors which barely missed me.

Then, I was riding my ATV and she comes out and starts squirting me with her water gun. No big deal right? So I go and grap the gun to squrt her back. She starts kicking me and tried to bite. I grap her arm as shes about to punch me and push her away. Then shes goes running into the kitchen and graps a fork and a knife (did she want to eat me?) I'd rather not find out so I hauled ass of there.

So today, I got back from Lake Placid NY and my Grandma drives up to my driveway with groceries and McDonalds. My cousin starts throwing her fries out the window and I told to pick them up and she curses me out. I picked the fries up and dropped them on her and shuts the window on my wrist. It hurt like hell too. This time I didn't stand there let her get away with it. I pulled the door open and was about to beat the fcuk out of her and my Mom started screaming.

So now they're telling me that I have anger problems. "She's retarded and doesn't know better" "Why do you stoop to her level"

So what would you do if a raging lunatic tried to kill you? Shes pulled knives on me more times too.



It probably sounds funny to you but it really isn't. She truly is insane and perfectly capable of killing without thinking twice.

that really stinks...

just beat the crap out of her one day no matter what the consiquences and maybe shell learn

run over her with your atv

punch her in the throat. that itll keep her quit for at least a minute or two

ask her if she wants a choclate bar if she says yes give her Choco-lax x-lax

next time she gets mc donalds throw it the window completly and tell her if she wants it to get of her but and pick it up herself she probly wont and shell just take yours which youve already put x-lax on it

while shes sitten on the pot throw a string of firecrackers at her

although youd probly get in trouble with your parents and anger management classes for christmas but id do it

definitly exlax, just hilarious, maybe get her in diapers

this is mean but what about getting one of those shocking dog collars on here?

nobody in ur situation has anger problems

next time your in the car with her open the door and throw her out over an overpass.
If she sleeps outside or naps put a roll of firecrackers on her.

Say your going to have a shaving cream fight with some friends and during the fight take out some nair and put it in her hair.

Next time she squirts you with a water gun fill up a crappy one with paint, eggs and urine and shoot her with it.

put icthing powder in her deoderant or tampons

Chang the tube in her chap stick container with the insert from a glue stick.

in her room put mouse traps in strategic locations where a foot or hand would be placed

This one sounds kind of stupid but get all of her stuff REALLY STICKY!! This is soo annoying to get rid of. Or put insects in her food.

What is she OCD over? Find out here fears and use those to your advantage.

just wait three more years and you can have her committed to the crazy farm

saladtossser wrote:definitly exlax, just hilarious, maybe get her in diapers

this is mean but what about getting one of those shocking dog collars on here?

nobody in ur situation has anger problems

the dog collar was exactly what i was thinking what a good idea!!!well we all know great men think alike

i think you need someone to witness wahts happening or get a video camera and after that convince your parents/grandma or what ever to send her to theropy.

Fighting with a retard...

Good job. *clapping fades away*

Dont go to your grandmas house, or around here? Can you really not aviod a retard, or is she to smart for you? The soulution sounds so ameuter... Is it just me?

ADD does not mean you are mentally challenged. It means the neurons in your brain conecting what you acualy know to where you recive the thought of remembering them misfire and shoot that information in the wroung section of the brain. Most people with ADD/ADHD acualy have a higher I.Q. that most people, it's a matter of getting the nerons to fire in the right direction. She stays home probably for another reason than ADD or OCD. Becuase she is constantly home then she is doing that becuase she wants attention wether she relizes it or not thats why. don't be mean that just rewards the negative behavior with quick attention. INstead play games with her and talk to her. Don't acuse her or command her, for some metaly challenged people it's too much and they can't handle it.

trust meh i learned the hard way with one at my school. He aculy turned out to be nice.

but thats not funny

rl93 wrote:but thats not funny

You know what else isn't funny? Planning to "attack" a mentally challanged girl. I get a little weirded out around them, but I don't "attack" them. Your original post proved that you must be a 12 year old keyboard hero.

trust me, it's easier having a deaf friend than being around a mentally challenged person

i also have a friend with add but he just takes his pills and he's fine

and no, we really can't simply avoid retards, like pimpmann said

i have and have had mentally challenged friends. but were just jokingthe guy sounds mad im just tryin to make him laugh im not really saying you should hurt or poisen a mentally challenged person

rl93 wrote:i have and have had mentally challenged friends. but were just jokingthe guy sounds mad im just tryin to make him laugh im not really saying you should hurt or poisen a mentally challenged person

Well you should have clarified that in your post, because I got the impression you were a 12 year old trying to be funny.

i was trying to be funny to make him lagh..dee dee dee

rl93 wrote:punch her in the throat. that itll keep her quit for at least a minute or two

Aaaa, you see that is not a good idea, as you will collapse the laranx and the victim won't be able to breath anymore. The only way you can save the person is to make an opening beneath the adam's apple on the last 'bump' of cartilage.

Humans are becoming increasingly fagile or they are just getting better at killing each other. Be very carefull when you try to harm someone.