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yeah! shweet, im 14 now!

and even better im able to get the components for my new cannon.

thanks everyone for congratulating me, and happy b-day nate_003.
now all that i have to wait for is the anniversary of me being on SF!

lets reminis about our first pyro experiences!

first would have to be little "flamethrowers" with aerosol cans (probably around..kindergarten). later, in 6th grade, with my friend I cracked open a spray glue can with a rock and bent down to light it. what I didn't think about was that this can was huge and we were completely surrounded by the fumes, so I light it and both our whole bodies burst into flames for about 3 seconds, and then we started laughing hysterically because our eye brows and hair were completely singed. so of coarse I couldn't go home smelling like that disgusting burnt hair smell so I took a shower there and every 5 min his fat sister tried to come into the bath room to sneak a peak at my pen0r.

-the end, lets hear yours

Wow, the 6th grade one was.... fat sister

well, I dont remember my first time lighting things on fire, but i know ive been at it since kindergarten. the thing that hooked my on fire works was when i was ~5 and my dad and i got a mortar firework. we had no idea how to use it, so we just put it on the ground. when we lit the fuse it flew up about 15 feet, and exploded. an area of ~20 feet was showered in sparks, and i felt the blast a good 40 feet away.

i think i started burning things when i discovered that lysol was flammable, so i lit about 20 spiders on fire ( i was about 6). i soon discovered that a squirt bottle filled with denatured alcohol could squirt flame about 10 feet.

EDIT: remembered another one. i was in 4th grade and on a trip to Mexico. My Spanish teacher was uber cool, and I bought those little fireworks that act like rockets (there just tubes with a propellant, and a charge). we had a battle with them (we would light them and launch them at each other. one exploded 5 feet away from me, and showered me with plastic fragments.

my first traumatic experience with fire was me lighting a plastic bag on fire, and then shaking it to put it out. a huge blob of molten/burning plastic hit my right middle finger, and when i tried to pull it off it took off ~2mm deep of skin. i had to tell my dad it was hotglue that did it

Im sure there are other ones, but I cant think of them right now

dude I used to light lego flags on fire...they'd melt all over my hand

Actually, I'm surprised this forum doesn't have a "These forum members are celebrating their birthday today" section at the bottom.

A lot of them (forums) do, and I'd always assumed this one had done as well.

yeah, your right.....

arg, i hate mail...takes so long to get things...we need teleportation nowadays!

whoah, dude...creepy

Mr. Bojangles wrote:do you like penis

why? you looking to sell?

I hate procrastinateing french homework at 12:46 pm

I hate procrastinateing french homework at 12:46 pm

It looks like you are going hard at it, too.
Belated, but congrats A-98.
How long before Bojangles gets banned?

well, i told pimp...i gave him ~30 seconds