1. why does sheetz have locks if they are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week?
2. why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
3. what color does a smurf turn if you strangle him?
4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
5. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
7. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
8. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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1.) Holidays!
2.) Because the English source of those terms was retarded.
3.) Being smurfs are a children show, I imagine their blood is the same color as their skin, so if they're killed by accident filming the kids don't have to see blood everywhere. Therefore, I imagine they turn purple when you strangle them.
4.) Because you can't fly away and count all the stars!
5.) It's because it's the gesture of somebody else enragingly blowing a stream of air into it's eyeball that pisses it off. Also, dogs are playful when their around people they know, so they may not be pissed off, just a little over-energetic because somebody they know is "playing" with them.
6.) Because that's the way the number system works. 10, 11, and 12 are pronounced different than the numbers 12 through 19. That's why somebody is a "teenager" when they turn 13, and not a teenager when they turn 20.
7.) Because man allowed monkeys and apes to live and didn't start killing them for food, (possibly because they live in large groups that would be too difficult to overpower and kill).
8.) They don't. They place that yellow sign at the exit of a game trail where it crosses the road. Their fairly easy to spot.
9.) Well, that depends. Even when sliced bread was commercially available, many people (housewives) still cooked their own bread and sliced it when they needed to, to the desired thickness. They were still doing this when sliced cheese came out, which took off considerably more universally throughout the U.S., such that people were still putting sliced cheese on homemade bread. So, in some instances, sliced cheese would be the best thing before sliced bread, but it depends on the region.
10.) But people don't, and are lazy, so this question is entirely irrelevant.