Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:32 pm
QFT)DEMON( wrote:She obviously admires your rod
QFT)DEMON( wrote:She obviously admires your rod
Dude, you're one sick kid. Why would you even think of something like that?zephir wrote:1. Once she is completely nuts, plant some pot in her backyard, stick coke up in the attic, and some drug-paraphernalia in her car. When she goes nuts again, tell the cops you think she is growing pot in the backyard. She's off to jail and you'll never hear from her and her cats ever again.
2. Or T-P her house on like Halloween, bleach her yard, and feed all her cats poisoned food.
3. Pass word all around that she hates all young people. Then kill all her cats, smash them to a bloody pulp and dump their remains all over her house... keep one cat alive and impale it on a stick in her front yard. Say its from Vlad the Impaler. Just make sure your not mentally unbalanced, anti-social, and psychotic and you won't be a suspect.
And we wonder why people think spudders are weird...1. Once she is completely nuts, plant some pot in her backyard, stick coke up in the attic, and some drug-paraphernalia in her car. When she goes nuts again, tell the cops you think she is growing pot in the backyard. She's off to jail and you'll never hear from her and her cats ever again.
2. Or T-P her house on like Halloween, bleach her yard, and feed all her cats poisoned food.
3. Pass word all around that she hates all young people. Then kill all her cats, smash them to a bloody pulp and dump their remains all over her house... keep one cat alive and impale it on a stick in her front yard. Say its from Vlad the Impaler. Just make sure your not mentally unbalanced, anti-social, and psychotic and you won't be a suspect.
If this is true, your spud gun is pneumatic and you don't live in Victoria, you're OK.All combustion spud guns are considered firearms.
* In the state of Victoria (Australia), pneumatic spud guns require a Category A firearms license, while combustion spud guns require a Category E firearms license.
MrCrowley wrote:Keep tabs on her, false if you must. Then blackmail her.
When your parents our out or away, have a stake out on her house with a friend some donuts and coffee
Seriosuly though, keep tabs on her. Find anything you can about her, google her name etc.
Do small things to piss her or her cats off that isn't to obvious that it's you.
Forge a letter from the Australian Police or what ever Australian Department looks after the firearm laws (like ATF), and make it say that pneumatics are legal if you are over the age of 18 (are you?) and show that to her.
Well make it say something along the lines of it's legal for someone like you to own and shoot on private property air guns.
Edit: If she knows about some gun laws, call them pneumatic rifles, otherwise if she knows nothing about the laws just stick to air rifles.
With your pneumatic guns, make up a fancy name for them, it doesn't even have to be real.
It could be a pneumatically compressed hydraulic fluid actuator for all she knows