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More immortals bringing us salvation in the war against machines...



You might be a spudgunner if you "breed" your own ammo....?


Goodbye son...have a good flight...

Brian the brain wrote:More immortals bringing us salvation in the war against machines

You're starting to sound like the Catholic Church

Goodbye son...have a good flight

Priceless

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:

Brian the brain wrote:More immortals bringing us salvation in the war against machines

You're starting to sound like the Catholic Church

Goodbye son...have a good flight

Priceless

He looks potato-like

you might be a spudgunner if:

you have rode 8km on your pushbike with over 10kg of pipe duct taped to the frame and your back...

hey, parents weren't home, how else could I get to plumbers?

Edit: spent most of the time at his first game of paintball trying to see the hammer valve (or anything inspirational for that matter) inside the marker than actually shooting things. I never managed to see it

You also have approximately 10+ empty deodorant and hairspray cans stacked on a shelf in your room. All different brands.

rikukiakuchiki777 wrote:Edit: spent most of the time at his first game of paintball trying to see the hammer valve (or anything inspirational for that matter) inside the marker than actually shooting things. I never managed to see it

You also have approximately 10+ empty deodorant and hairspray cans stacked on a shelf in your room. All different brands.

Well, deoderant fetishes aren't always healthy..

Not as bad as office chair fetishes

Ah well, if you want to see how paintball markers work take your pick

YKYMBASGI you ask for the most aerodynamic bag of potatoes the store has, you ask the local hardware store to rifle your PVC pipe or the excuse of "it's for a school project" has been completely exhausted.

Well, deoderant fetishes aren't always healthy..

Well, they were always used outdoors...

Ah well, if you want to see how paintball markers work take your pick

Thanks for the link, but I've since found it. The paintball incident was a long time ago.

Edit: also this is the first time I've ever quoted someone on any forum for that matter, how do you do it correctly. I mean the "Name wrote:" instead of just "quote:"

Back on topic: you might be a spudgunner if the only forum you have ever used is spudfiles

Well, if you're just quoting the persons text you can use the quote button (next to the edit button)

Or to do a custom or multiple quote do this (it's inside the [] brackets)

quote="your name here", and to finish just the [/quote]

with brackets:

your name here wrote: hi

I got one more I forgot to put on there last night.

when you day dream about the possibility of an alien or zombie attack and how you're gonna defend yourself and others with your spud guns. (sadly all the time. lol)

YKYASG When the fear of shooting your eye out is replaced by the fear shooting your head off...

or

You spend hours looking at arcGIS or googleearth to find suitable firing areas with a mile of clear space and a LZ where you might actually find your projectiles....

or

Your wife get suspicious when you suggest planting 5 acres of taters and 2 acres of carrots.....

you might be a spudgunner even if you don't shoot potatoes.
(I have never actually shot a potato, I shoot other things )

jeepkahn wrote:
Your wife get suspicious when you suggest planting 5 acres of taters and 2 acres of carrots.....

So funny but true.. Just planted a bunch of red potatoes last month. The round ones. They are about a foot tall now. It makes lovely greenery behind the flowers with a row of corn for a backdrop. Can you say corn cannon.

you might be a spudgunner if you fall asleep at night looking at the cannon you built thinking about what it what it will be like the next day

YMBASI your carreer path is being influenced by spudgunning and if you can get free s**t to use for guns!

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:

Against forum rules.

No discussion of shooting people allowed. ;):roll:

That's not people...that's supposed to be a kid...

You might be a spudgunner :

if your inner ear twitches...like ..30 times a day..( true)

Or:

if you work at a toolstore as a result and are the only one in the company who can remove that broken fitting in the expanding foam gun..way down where noone can reach it...in about 4 seconds..( true)

Or:

If your face is marked forgood by your attempt to get MOAR pressure!
( **writes note to onself: a high pressure stirrup pump needs a high pressure checkvalve!!) ( true)

Or:
If you happen to know by experience ordinary 15 mm copper pipe is okay at 1200 psi...despite the 90 psi rating on it...
( unfortunatly not true for tha checkvalve)

Or:
When the teacher at the mandatory job related eveningclass sums up
: Bar, Atm or kg/cm2 found in some pressure ratings...
and you can;t help to add Pascal, Psi or Psig and tell him it;s actually about newtons and not kg,... and he shuts up for two minutes thinking about it...