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Naming your potato gun

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:32 pm
by risto
There's a lot of cool names out there like "The Terminator" or "Red Fury" and other things, but I'm talking about the extremely advanced way of saying "Potato Gun"

Such as:

Starch Resource Deployment Facilitators
Ground Crop Accelerators

Then there's:

Spud Chuckers
Potato Propellers
Potato Cannon
Potato Launcher
Novelty Potato Instruments
Potato Entertainment Devices

any other suggestions?

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:45 pm
by MrCrowley
Accelerated Solanum Tuberosum Relocator Facilitator.

Meaning It shoots potatoes really really fast :P

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:52 pm
by c19o
P1o2t3a4t5o G6u7n

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:53 pm
by A-98
hey, risto, mind if i use the "ground crop" one? ill give you credit

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:00 pm
by c19o
Never say "oops" in the operating room
Lol, I actually heard someone say that when I walked by a door in a hospital. It was an ER.

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:03 pm
by A-98
ouch.

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:08 pm
by risto
haha, of course. i'm honored!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:23 am
by joannaardway
Recreational Produce Accelerators is one of my favourites.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:59 pm
by ballad of NJ
organic produce thrusting machanical device (slightly mechanical) sprinklers, sparkers and alot of combustion stuff.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:30 pm
by Kobl
Is it just me, or is ballad of NJ retarded? I mean... advanced potato thrusting device, YEAH THRUST!

-Butt

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:03 pm
by LGM
SVR
sudden vegetable relocator

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:29 pm
by frankrede
sub-sonic latke propeller

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:13 pm
by A-98
Kobl, i wouldnt be insulting NJ . tho i have no evidence to support that you are retarded, its still not wise to insult someone with a higher post count ( unless they are truely retarded) because people will tend to fown uppon you.

now, NJ, though he may have been rather ...special... in the beginning has definitely improved and is no-longer super Noobly.

NJ, i would personaly eliminate the "mechanical" part of your name, it disrupts the flow of the name.

as for my contibution to this thread, im going to go with: tuber stimulating balistic apparatus

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:24 pm
by risto
damn, i have under 20 post count. I feel like such a retard.

anyway, good names going! very clever!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:57 am
by joannaardway
With a nod to my last post, I bring common military acroynms with a spudding twist:

RPG - Recreational Produce Gun
LAW - Lawn Artillery Weapon
WMD - Weapon of Mashed Destruction
FAMAS - Fast Acceleration Mashed Ammunition System

And now one that isn't based on a "weapon's" acronym:
APC (Armoured Personel Carrier) - Advanced Produce Cannon