Naming your potato gun

A place for general potato gun questions and discussions.
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:32 pm

There's a lot of cool names out there like "The Terminator" or "Red Fury" and other things, but I'm talking about the extremely advanced way of saying "Potato Gun"

Such as:

Starch Resource Deployment Facilitators
Ground Crop Accelerators

Then there's:

Spud Chuckers
Potato Propellers
Potato Cannon
Potato Launcher
Novelty Potato Instruments
Potato Entertainment Devices

any other suggestions?
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:45 pm

Accelerated Solanum Tuberosum Relocator Facilitator.

Meaning It shoots potatoes really really fast :P
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P1o2t3a4t5o G6u7n
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:53 pm

hey, risto, mind if i use the "ground crop" one? ill give you credit
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Never say "oops" in the operating room
Lol, I actually heard someone say that when I walked by a door in a hospital. It was an ER.
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ouch.
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:08 pm

haha, of course. i'm honored!
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:23 am

Recreational Produce Accelerators is one of my favourites.
Novacastrian: How about use whatever the heck you can get your hands on?
frankrede: Well then I guess it won't matter when you decide to drink bleach because your out of kool-aid.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:59 pm

organic produce thrusting machanical device (slightly mechanical) sprinklers, sparkers and alot of combustion stuff.
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:30 pm

Is it just me, or is ballad of NJ retarded? I mean... advanced potato thrusting device, YEAH THRUST!

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Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:13 pm

Kobl, i wouldnt be insulting NJ . tho i have no evidence to support that you are retarded, its still not wise to insult someone with a higher post count ( unless they are truely retarded) because people will tend to fown uppon you.

now, NJ, though he may have been rather ...special... in the beginning has definitely improved and is no-longer super Noobly.

NJ, i would personaly eliminate the "mechanical" part of your name, it disrupts the flow of the name.

as for my contibution to this thread, im going to go with: tuber stimulating balistic apparatus
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Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:24 pm

damn, i have under 20 post count. I feel like such a retard.

anyway, good names going! very clever!
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:57 am

With a nod to my last post, I bring common military acroynms with a spudding twist:

RPG - Recreational Produce Gun
LAW - Lawn Artillery Weapon
WMD - Weapon of Mashed Destruction
FAMAS - Fast Acceleration Mashed Ammunition System

And now one that isn't based on a "weapon's" acronym:
APC (Armoured Personel Carrier) - Advanced Produce Cannon
Novacastrian: How about use whatever the heck you can get your hands on?
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