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Bubba,I to am An Australian but there will be a time when we are hit with a Terrorist attack.Our armed forces are indeed well trained and bloody great!

Saddly it's only a matter of time before it happens...Back in 2002,400kg of high explosives were stolen from a cargo hold and with no trace as to were they are or when or how they are going to be used.That is only one of many different things that could happen.

As a country if we are attacked on our own soil,by people living in our country the shit will hit the fan!Everyone who lives here loves this place and who would want to blow a section of it up?No true Aussie would want to...It's the others we have to watch.

Cheers to all you blokes out there that have done your service or are going to.

Our boys (and the chicky-babies) doing us proud
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WARNING: watching this video may induce patriotism and result in signing up for the armed services. GO GO AUSSIE!

It's an impossible decision to make wether we stand up and fight and show these wankers whose boss, or stay out of it all and hope they forget about us! Either way we could get attacked!
The problem with terrorism is that it's so much more efficient then even the most highly trained and numerous opponent

-bubba mate, I salute you for your service to our country!:salute:

-goat; you must be the first American to give us Aussies any credit for anything! ....and I just thought you'd like to know, I've never had shrimp on the barbie; we actually call them prawns! (I know that's the first thing most Yanks think of when they talk to an Australian!)

yeah integral, I was at this pizza place at about 1 in the morning a couple of weeks ago, and these two army chicks walk in, camo uniform and all, and they were like two of the hottest chicks I've seen! dude, you gotta love a woman in uniform (or chicky-babies as you put it!)
And you gotta love that bullpup Steyr!

Shrimp on the barbie and a can of Fosters....I have only ever seen Fosters beer once!

Was just doing some reading about WWII and the Diggers effort...Jesus they did some great things.They made up 9% of the opposing Military force at the time and fought,defended reclaimed 26% of the land in the war,thats an effort!....Lots of things They never taught me in school.
When Tobruk was held in WWII by the diggers Hitler asked what Rommel needed to defeat them and Rommel replied "2 battalions of Australians troops" and Rommel was by no means a push over force he was a master mind battle planner.

Goat-I got to agree with sleekz,at least some one gives us some credit about the things we have done instead of saying no America is better at everything.Come over for a beer n a barbie anytime.

Again hats off to all the service men.

Ohh and not trying to offend any Americans out there but my friend posted me this link,it's quite funny.Although with all of the answers they got they would of only taken the stupidest and compiled them into one film.Good for a little laugh,Australia is now Korea!

ROFLMFAO!!! OH that video was funny.

no offense to you yanks but it was.

Yeah it's pretty much the best! ....how many sides does a triangle have?....er...none, no wait it has only 1 funniest thing ever!
and what sort of currency is in the UK? is it American money he says!
There was this other one I saw where they convinced Americans that the Great Wall of China was in Australia, as well as the pyramids, those presidents heads in the cliff face thing (which are in America of course!), the Leaning Tower of Pizza and the Eiffel Tower, amongst other famous landmarks.
Shit funny!

Take that yankies. nothing like war games to put the yanks to shame.

How many sides does a triangle have?
Umm geez...four.

Star Wars was based on a true story. True or False?
True.

HAHAHAHA... to be fair every country has their dumbasses.

And to back up the Disel sub War games.That's how it always goes.We've done quite a few wargames like that and the old diesels mostly win.Once again proving success is in leadership not equipment.
Sleekz&RNA,I have no problem giving credit were credit is due.Britians estranged step children have always been good fighters.Only the "goody goody" Canada can't fight

And those people in the video need help.That is the product of the America public school system.Lucky me I'm not like that.I pride myself on being a little above the average.

Haha yeah goat we have a bit of a joke at you guys, but it's probably Canada we should be laughing a-boot eh!
Well hopefully someone like you takes leadership of your country so we don't get invaded because we got confused for Korea or Iran or something!
Yeah I don't think public schools are so bad over here; it's the private schools where all the bad stuff happens!

-anyway good onya goat for not being ignorant!

Our stereotypical ozzy beer is fosters?
I thought it was tooheys or VB.

who cares, being sober is Un-Australian

Naw, Fosters is all we get in The US. So far as most are concerned Bud Light is the only beer in the world.The drunks around my house don't buy any good beer.Fosters is okay but not high class by any stretch.If you want high class go to Austria.

And Canadians are more stupid than Americans.They have a funny accent and the need to say "aye".Its not like they got the best gene pool.Yellow Brits to scared to fight in the Revolutionary War(American)and French,definetly not the recipe for a Vertebrate.

Anyone ever wonder why the Canadians have a navy? When's the last time they used it? The United States should just annex Canadia. Heck, I don't really care that much who does it. As long as they turn it into something useful. Eh.

So in Australia, how much trouble would you get in if you shot a kangaroo with a potato gun on acident?

Shooting a roo with a sud gun? You'd get your ass kicked for animal crulty!

Thanx Boys it's nict to know there are people out there that wont spit on me coz I served.

Last time I cheaked Canada's navy was all show and no go. and they can't drink piss, A few of us boys got challanged to a beer drinking comp and at like 2am they where all passed out and we started drinking Bundy rum!!

Yeah I saw that video.....hummm you'd have to worry would't you!

@rna_duelers thats what I was trying to say! No one would put up with some bastard blowing a bit of us up. You'd get a linch mob outside the prison!

Ok another story of the yanks getting shown up by Aussies.
1987 USS Hornet visited Sydney. A few Clearance divers (Aussie SEALS) got on the piss and one of them in a drunken stuiper got his diving gear on and swam out to the Aircraft carrieer, armed with 2 cans of red spray paint and a kangeroo stencile. He climbed up the anchor chain and in his maggot state sprayed little red kangaroos all over the ship, He even managed to spray one in the middle of the star of one of the F-14 Tom Cats. he then climbed down and swam to shore.
In the morning all t he Yank sailors where perplexed by the red roos every where and it wasent till the CD was found passed out on the beach with his two cans and stencile shoved into his wet suit they figured out what had happened. Plus his over boasting in the brigg. Follow up Yanks abord Hornet got there asses kicked big time coz one bloke "DRUNK" did $30,0000 dollars damage to the ship and aircraft with red spray paint and wasent seen or hurd. (There's like 200 people on watch at night) and old mate CD got a pat on the back by Hornets CO coz it proved how slack his crew was. "What if the Kangaroo's where explosives" He would have lost his ship!

Not paying you Yanks out but yeah it's always funny when you guys let us abord. You hide everything that isent bolted down!



Bubba

Sounds like the Marines in WW2.The boys stole a Capt.'s favorite baby grand piano off the ship w/o him knowin.I hope to continue that fine tradition of showin up the Navy boys.That is funny about the Kangaroos.The fella should have got off the hook for it.No need for the brig.Oh well Navy always was a bunch of pansies(and sodomites).Can't take a joke.

By the way, I still think the Marines could beat ya any day.I'm a bit partial to my future branch