DYI wrote:You'll never take me alive!!
Them's fighting words!!! As are: "Uppercut", "Roundhouse kick" and "Left hook".
The worrying thing is that the average members post count is about 30 posts (~195,000 posts and ~6500 members) - and I have over 2000.
Obviously I'm over 66 times more dedicated than the average Joe.
SpudFarm wrote:i just got my new voice so you can imagine how i sing (or please for your own good, DON'T)
I doubt it's worse than mine, but if by some horror it is , expect a referendum to have your house bombed.
BC Pneumatics wrote:I knew I should have used a smiley.
Yes, you should have.
Unfortunately you tried the joke on a stage technician who's all too used to explaining it to the newbies, and has been conditioned into automatically going through the details each time.
Oh well, at least now everyone else who's read this thread has had a crash course in stage directions.
'What do You Get When You Mix a Donkey and a Horse?'
It depends on which is the male and which is the female
Male donkey, female horse, you get a mule. Other way round and it's a hinny.
I can keep this up you know.