I have a different question - how many of the people involved in spreading this sensationalist crap have actually looked at the information about the machine, proven that there is an even vaguely tangible risk of the LHC destroying the world and - this is the critical bit - have the qualifications that they can back up their doubts?
Answer: Zero, because if there were any such provable risk, the eggheads and boffins wouldn't be doing it in the first place.
And as JSR says, this was printed in The Sun (and for some reason, their website crashes Firefox
) - you've just got to look at the page to realise the stupidity behind it... the recommendations for how to spend your final days? Laughable! Come on, be sensible!
There are only two uses I have ever found for The Sun:
1) The large tabloid style portrait photos are good source photos for drawing from, most of my "realistic" drawings are based on tabloid pictures.
2) Lining guinea pig cages
Which I hasten to add is the reason we had the papers in the first place - we used to get old copies from neighbours for this reason. I tended to root through them for appropriate photos to draw from when it was my turn to change out their hutch.